VomeSchakleton:



i dont even want to know how your first night with your wife is going to be.

Loll, I wonder myself too

Ihuomadinihu:
What is igbo women feet kwa? There is nothing i wouldn't see here.

Apologies for the question loll

Fulaman198:


Loll, I wonder myself too

And btw I envy you. Kinks make things Interesting, I have no such kinks. I think I'm a sexual anorexic actually.

VomeSchakleton:



And btw I envy you. Kinks make things Interesting, I have no such kinks. I think I'm a sexual anorexic actually.

I think those of us who never have sex or have never had sex become more kinky as a result. I hope that my future wife doesn't divorce me for being kinky

VomeSchakleton:



And btw I envy you. Kinks make things Interesting, I have no such kinks. I think I'm a sexual anorexic actually.

Get that Hausa blood flowing bro..... You got to get the kink to come out within you. Most Nigerian cultures teach that kink is abnormal, but I think that it is quite normal. I'm not ashamed to admit I'll worship my future wife's entire body. Just hope that she doesn't divorce me.

Fulaman198:


I think those of us who never have sex or have never had sex become more kinky as a result. I hope that my future wife doesn't divorce me for being kinky

Fulaman198:

Get that Hausa blood flowing bro..... You got to get the kink to come out within you. Most Nigerian cultures teach that kink is abnormal, but I think that it is quite normal. I'm not ashamed to admit I'll worship my future wife's entire body. Just hope that she doesn't divorce me.

Exactly. There's nothing wrong with having kinks, the society is filled with hypocrites and dissatisfied women.

VomeSchakleton:




Exactly. There's nothing wrong with having kinks, the society is filled with hypocrites and dissatisfied women.

Exactly loll because society teaches that kinks are bad and abnormal. It's a man's job to please his lady and keep her extremely happy. There is a Western saying that a Happy wife equals a Happy life

Fulaman198:


Exactly loll because society teaches that kinks are bad and abnormal. It's a man's job to please his lady and keep her extremely happy. There is a Western saying that a Happy wife equals a Happy life

True that.

Fulaman198:


Exactly loll because society teaches that kinks are bad and abnormal. It's a man's job to please his lady and keep her extremely happy. There is a Western saying that a Happy wife equals a Happy life

you've been on nairaland for five years now, and remained single all this while?


what are your goals and requirements as per relationships?

or, were you very young when you signed up?

tpiar:


you've been on nairaland for five years now, and remained single all this while?


what are your goals and requirements as per relationships?

or, were you very young when you signed up?

i think hes around 30 now. looking for a fulani woman with a beautiful smile who can ride a horse graciously and practice pulaaku and make mean kossam. hard qualities to find in a woman these days.

VomeSchakleton:


i think hes around 30 now. looking for a fulani woman with a beautiful smile who can ride a horse graciously and practice pulaaku and make mean kossam. hard qualities to find in a woman these days.

I'm sure it's not that hard although i see your point, so much westernization.

MrsPhyno:
Well I mean in Naija they have the obvious physical stereotypes

Igbo's are fair, muscular, hairy
Yorubas are bootylicious (for the women), dark, short(?)
Hausas are tall and dark and slim
Fulanis are tall and fair-ish and slim

So if you're a fair dude who's hairy people may just assume you're Igbo until proven otherwise.

who says Fulani and igbos are light skinned? that's a pure lie

tpiar:


you've been on nairaland for five years now, and remained single all this while?


what are your goals and requirements as per relationships?

or, were you very young when you signed up?

ROFL Vome is correct, he's missing one thing too, the woman has to be intelligent. Hakkilo is very important in a woman. I would like a woman who is a computer scientist or electrical engineer or into sciences and mathematics.The woman also has to be equally kinky and not mind my foot fetish. If I ask her during my marriage to place her feet on my ngorgu or my face she needs to listen and acknowledge and also let me worship her feet. I didn't wait this long to not have my kink fantasies fulfilled.

VomeSchakleton:


i think hes around 30 now. looking for a fulani woman with a beautiful smile who can ride a horse graciously and practice pulaaku and make mean kossam. hard qualities to find in a woman these days.

You forget that she has to also be intelligent and into foot fetish

tpiar:


I'm sure it's not that hard although i see your point, so much westernization.

Indeed

Fulaman198:


You forget that she has to also be intelligent and into foot fetish

Lool! That too.

VomeSchakleton:


Lool! That too.

Hopefully if you marry that Arab gf of yours, you too will partake in the foot fetish business.

Fulaman198:


Hopefully if you marry that Arab gf of yours, you too will partake in the foot fetish business.

Lol! Marriage is off the charts, just something to take away the boredom. She lives here and I can never live here, I hate this country. Besides, I'd like my children to be acquainted with my culture.

VomeSchakleton:


Lol! Marriage is off the charts, just something to take away the boredom. She lives here and I can never live here, I hate this country. Besides, I'd like my children to be acquainted with my culture.

She lives in Nigeria? Is she Shuwa? Why do you hate Nigeria? It's a beautiful country. I like the fact that you want your children to be acquainted with your culture.

Fulaman198:


She lives in Nigeria? Is she Shuwa? Why do you hate Nigeria? It's a beautiful country. I like the fact that you want your children to be acquainted with your culture.

Lol! No, not Nigeria. Where I'm studying. I know she can't live in Nigeria, and I sure as hell can't live out of Nigeria.

VomeSchakleton:


Lol! No, not Nigeria. Where I'm studying. I know she can't live in Nigeria, and I sure as hell can't live out of Nigeria.

Oh ok got it . Does she ever ask to do the deed with you?

Fulaman198:


Oh ok got it . Does she ever ask to do the deed with you?

Lol! Thats a wee bit personal don't you think?

VomeSchakleton:


Lol! Thats a wee bit personal don't you think?

Absolutely loll my bad bro

Fulaman198:


Absolutely loll my bad bro

Lol! We've never even kissed so I hope.that answers your question. Its a Muslim country so you're not free to mingle about which is good.

VomeSchakleton:


Lol! We've never even kissed so I hope.that answers your question. Its a Muslim country so you're not free to mingle about which is good.

Oh ok you are in a Muslim country very good. I understand fully well. Thought you were in England loll

Fulaman198:


Oh ok you are in a Muslim country very good. I understand fully well. Thought you were in England loll

Lol! You asked me the same question in the other thread. You think it's England because I mentioned a Pakistani and a cab driver? You racist

VomeSchakleton:


Lol! You asked me the same question in the other thread. You think it's England because I mentioned a Pakistani and a cab driver? You racist

Loll well I just assumed I guess nothing really in regards to the Pakistani cab driver

Fulaman198:


Loll well I just assumed I guess nothing really in regards to the Pakistani cab driver

Loool! Yeah, sure there wasn't.

VomeSchakleton:



And btw I envy you. Kinks make things Interesting, I have no such kinks. I think I'm a sexual anorexic actually.

I am curious when you say you are a sexual anorexic what do you mean.

andromida:


I am curious when you say you are a sexual anorexic what do you mean.

I mean I'm suffering from a mild form of sexual anorexia.

VomeSchakleton:


I mean I'm suffering from a mild form of sexual anorexia.

Err what is sexual anorexia?