RULE 1: NO MEAT FOR THE HUNTER: Never employ an house maid if you cannot really trust your husband with opposite sex or if he has history of sexual infidelity. An adult house keeper will be better who will come to your house in the morning and go in the night, please don’t employ your Hagar dear sister Sarah.

RULE 2. BEAUTY CONTEST: Never employ a house maid that is more beautiful than you, she may turn out to be your nemesis and take your husband from you. Don’t employ somebody that will engage you in beauty contest

RULE 3: BE IN CHARGE: never employ house maid you cannot control, two drivers should not be in the same car.

RULE 4: TIME TO FIRE: If your house maid suddenly becomes uncontrollable, stubborn and disobedient to you, without your husband seeing anything wrong in it, fighting or even beating you because of the girl, open your eyes there may be fire in the room, fire on the mountain. If you lose control of your maid she must gooooo.
RULE 5: COVER- UP: don’t ever allow your house maid to wear see-through and sexy dresses in your house. Somebody else (your husband) may begin to see through her in your absence.

RULE 6: FULLY KITTED: Don’t ever permit your maid to be tying towel around the house for hours just because she want to go and take her bath, it is tempting, help your husband, don’t ever allow this, in fact your blood not even be permitted to do it. Any lady in your house must always be well dressed if they are not in their room, no spaghetti, tying of wrapper without blouse, some girls are so careless that they wear pant and bra around the house, Hey! Sister, the house is yours not theirs don’t permit them to destroy it, every lady around you must be fully dressed in your house! this is one major mistake most wives do make at home, don’t lose your husband to strange women that are close to you.

RULE 8: AVOID MATURE TROUBLE: don’t employ fully grown up, developed, breasted house maid, she may become a fully grown up and developed trouble DON’T permit it.

RULE 9: NO ROOM,NO MAID: never employ a maid if you don’t have a room where you are going to put her, making your maid to sleep in the sitting room can bring doom into that home, as she sleeps carelessly, enticing your husband who may accidentally see her as see sleeps and begin to pursue her.

RULE 10: NO BOY, IF GIRLS: don’t ever employ house boy if you have only girls as children, experience has shown that a whole lots of little girls are been deflowered by their mothers house help. Get female house help, if you have only girls.

RULE11: NO GIRL,IF BOYS : Likewise, if all your children are male, don’t employ house maid, we have also seen situation whereby house maid begin to sexually molest the boys of their madams, rather get a house boy.

RULE 12: NO YOU IN HER: Don’t give your old dresses that your husband likes on you to your maid, lest your husband begin to see you in her.
Those cloths that look beautiful and may-be sexy on you that made your husband to fall for you several times SHOULD NEVER be given to your maid, don’t.

http://www.familyparliament.com/1193/rules-for-handling-your-maids-part-1

nice

interesting

i love this
RULE 12: NO YOU IN HER

rule 13 .finally, if u can help it, Dont bother hiring one

True

These days women like house helps like Phyno likes to say "Onwebeghi ife ifuru."

Rule 13 :learn to do without one..
It will save you a whole lot of headache..

dis rules only works when oga thomas dey sleep