Okay,noted

BRAINIAC001:
Aside all these, make sure you obey the conductor when he tells you to enter with change i.e the exact fare...except if you are ready to collect an insult for your mother (if you disobey, the conductor will first ask you: abi olosi ni iyaye?).

expertman:
First to comment ! Wow

Now to the topic how will you offer the driver some lessons?

Even if you tell them that you are getting down at ikeja would they stop for you not to talk of teaching him how to drive!

what's this FTC about?.. I'm new here

kimnicki:

what's this FTC about?.. I'm new here

Ure welcome
It means first to comment. Just a kindof pride on a thread that makes the front page of the site.

Just have a simple conversation with a woman and after 10 - 20 minutes of talk, ask for her phone number --- Do NOT wait till she reaches her bus stop before you ask for her phone number, ask for the phone number in the bus.

omokeji1958:

Wooing a woman

Yes, you can meet your life partner anywhere. For this reason, men may want to take advantage of the opportunity of wooing a pretty girl especially when they know that the chances for seeing her again are pretty slim. However, thing can turn awry really quick as not all ladies like the idea of being wooed in a public bus or on the high street of Ikeja. To avoid embarrassments, suppress your urge to woo the lady till she’s ready to get off the bus and then make your move. If it’s a hit or miss, the memories are all yours alone.

Farting! Messing! http://www.bummyla.com

BRAINIAC001:
Aside all these, make sure you obey the conductor when he tells you to enter with change i.e the exact fare...except if you are ready to collect an insult for your mother (if you disobey, the conductor will first ask you: abi olosi ni iyaye?).

Loool. . The first person the curse is someone's mum.

Reminds me of a driver that was cursing my brother out. It was so obvious that dude was stoned, he couldn't open his eyes properly. And dude kept cursing coolly and slowly, one word at a time.
Phrases like "Aye iya e o ni daa," and the likes

Don't go about toasting and spinning gals. mind your bu and face front.

pmc01:
Too dry and lacking in substance, I'm sorry to say.

I expected better.

wat do u av to offer mr wet & full of substance?

sandrel:
op i believe all these are for men!

now tell us our own

hehehe......oya dunt sit carelessly in d bus...learn to cover ur ukwu well bkos guys sitting behind no dey carry dat kind 3D view play especially for gals wit stretch marks all ova like zebra

Your point about not wooing a babe is flawed. Never wooed a babe though, but ive exchanged numbers with a number of babes while in a keke and the redounding effects have been positive.
Met a lady at Ikeja Under bridge a couple of weeks ago on my way to work, she came into the keke saying 'good morning' and co-incidentally we were heading toward the same direction. I couldnt help but to exchange contact with her, ever since then, we've been a good friend.
My point is, nothing is cast in stone.

AfroKnight:


Some passengers just play music from their phones without earpiece. Who wants to listen to your crappy playlist? Put on your fùcking earpiece!

The worst is when they try to sing along. Very irritating.

what if am on my way to my project fame audition

this front page is dedicated to my lovely son Chritos Ilerioluwakiiye

NemzySeries:

hehehe......oya dunt sit carelessly in d bus...learn to cover ur ukwu well bkos guys sitting behind no dey carry dat kind 3D view play especially for gals wit stretch marks all ova like zebra

lolz

You surely New here but you know how to quote a comment !

I seee well back to your question it feels good to be above the others.LOL

kimnicki:

what's this FTC about?.. I'm new here

hahaha....these comments are actually funny especially @NemzySeries ndo oh.
btw you guys should check out this thread on "2015 Personal Experiences With Public Transportation In Nigeria" also in the Travel Section .... it'll be fun to read you guys experiences
ciao