Surest guys of NL,

Me and this babe met sometimes 8 months ago through a friend. We've bn chatting on and off since then and out of the blues she just decided she wld visit next weekend.

I told her already I will be home resting all weekend and she says its ok.

My challenge is, by my calculation it's 67. 856 percent green light because she knows I live alone and I know she's not dating from her bb dms and pics, I also suspect she's bn on a dry spell . I dnt want anything to mess the visit up, so I want the bad guys here to help a brother land safely.

I want to get to promise land and take a slfie with moses if you know what I mean

No go rape her oooooo.
One tin I just knw is that if she is ready to do, she will do. But if she no ready, read the first line and absorb it in your brain because I don't want to see any topic on rape in the front page again o

Bacteriocin:
No go rape her oooooo.

I no be rapist, rapists no dey ask my kind question bros

deyemia:


I no be rapist, rapists no dey ask my kind question bros

I don add join my post. Go read again.

Op pls dnt fvck this up... This is wat u'd do..


Cook smth nice for her... I no say make u cook indomie oooo

Den u make sure there is light... U dnt want a girl to say oh gosh ur hous is hot....


Juice is berra...


Dnt invyt her into ur room oooooooo

Cutehector:
Op pls dnt fvck this up... This is wat u'd do..


Cook smth nice for her... I no say make u cook indomie oooo

Den u make sure there is light... U dnt want a girl to say oh gosh ur hous is hot....


Juice is berra...


Dnt invyt her into ur room oooooooo

Noted @ rice, was thinking wine and just movie, how will she get to the room when sitting room is so comfy and light has been good lately

just make her feel at home,keep her busy and give her a free hand;and dont be in a haste to bed her

She may want it even more than you, just be free with her, then talk sex, tell her sexy things, it will put her in the mood fast, thank me later.

OP WEN SHE ARRIVE AT YOUR PLACE COOK FOR HER TRY AND SIT CLOSE TO HER,THEN TELL HER YOU WANT TO SEE HER HAND THAT YOUR A PALMIST SHE WILL LET YOU HOLD HER HAND THEN FROM THERE YOU.....YOU KNOW NA..

firstEVA:
She may want it even more than you, just be free with her, then talk sex, tell her sexy things, it will put her in the mood fast, thank me later.

NA SO THEM THEY USE HAMMER YOU

firstEVA:
She may want it even more than you, just be free with her, then talk sex, tell her sexy things, it will put her in the mood fast, thank me later.

badoo

firstEVA:
She may want it even more than you, just be free with her, then talk sex, tell her sexy things, it will put her in the mood fast, thank me later.

Talk sexx? I'd need more on this topic but bro, more

Cutehector:
Op pls dnt fvck this up... This is wat u'd do..


Cook smth nice for her... I no say make u cook indomie oooo

Den u make sure there is light... U dnt want a girl to say oh gosh ur hous is hot....


Juice is berra...


Dnt invyt her into ur room oooooooo


,

Am sorry, but dis guy is gay

Here's what u do, my young padawan. As soon as she walks in, just grab her and kiss her one time, free your mind, no dulling, yolo, ice broken.

deyemia:


Noted @ rice, was thinking wine and just movie, how will she get to the room when sitting room is so comfy and light has been good lately

wine is perfect.. We need to show these ladies we aint thinkn of sex dnt go and put passsion of christ movie ooooo... Dnt even put any movie dat has sex scene in it... Find a comedy movie... E.g 1000 words starring eddie murphie, or u any comedy movie u hav in ur collection...

Solomon19:
OP WEN SHE ARRIVE AT YOUR PLACE COOK FOR HER TRY AND SIT CLOSE TO HER,THEN TELL HER YOU WANT TO SEE HER HAND THAT YOUR A PALMIST SHE WILL LET YOU HOLD HER HAND THEN FROM THERE YOU.....YOU KNOW NA..

I feel you bro,

Cutehector:
wine is perfect.. We need to show these ladies we aint thinkn of sex dnt go and put passsion of christ movie ooooo... Dnt even put any movie dat has sex scene in it... Find a comedy movie... E.g 1000 words starring eddie murphie, or u any comedy movie u hav in ur collection...

Nice one

VaselineCrew2:


Am sorry, but dis guy is gay

Here's what u do, my young padawan. As soon as she walks in, just grab her and kiss her one time, free your mind, no dulling, yolo, ice broken.

she is not a hookker

This ist eva qal na bascard!! Even her display picture lah die...lemme buy dis plot of land jhor....I'll start d buildin next week

Just keep telemundo n one bag of pop corn for her

VaselineCrew2:


Am sorry, but dis guy is gay

Here's what u do, my young padawan. As soon as she walks in, just grab her and kiss her one time, free your mind, no dulling, yolo, ice broken.

No offence but why do you have vaseline in your handle?

firstEVA:
She may want it even more than you, just be free with her, then talk sex, tell her sexy things, it will put her in the mood fast, thank me later.

sex? Seriously? What is wrong wit girls sef!!!! I thought dey dnt like sex on d first date.. Op.. Change of plans..

Pls bang the shittt out of her on d couch.. Make sure u put porn on tv... High definition own...

deyemia:


Talk sexx? I'd need more on this topic but bro, more

yes talk sex, if she starts smiling and responding, u know she will cooperate, but if she,s uncomfortable with the topic, it's going to be tough.

Cutehector:
she is not a hookker

She don't have to be one, it's just about spontaneity

just wana read comments

Cutehector:
sex? Seriously? What is wrong wit girls sef!!!! I thought dey dnt like sex on d first date.. Op.. Change of plans..

Pls bang the shittt out of her on d couch.. Make sure u put porn on tv... High definition own...

girls are not all the same, some do not mind, others do. So if she's game, why not?

Better repent and give your life to Jesus christ now . Fornication is a sin against God and against his temple (your body)

deyemia:


No offence but why do you have vaseline in your handle?

Cause vaseline is the best lubricant I've found thus far for friction free masturbation

Solomon19:
OP WEN SHE ARRIVE AT YOUR PLACE COOK FOR HER TRY AND SIT CLOSE TO HER,THEN TELL HER YOU WANT TO SEE HER HAND THAT YOUR A PALMIST SHE WILL LET YOU HOLD HER HAND THEN FROM THERE YOU.....YOU KNOW NA..

that works too

firstEVA:
girls are not all the same, some do not mind, others do. So if she's game, why not?

abi...

And these are the people I'm walking around with. SMH

Cutehector:
sex? Seriously? What is wrong wit girls sef!!!! I thought dey dnt like sex on d first date.. Op.. Change of plans..

Pls bang the shittt out of her on d couch.. Make sure u put porn on tv... High definition own...

Haba... Someone's daughter

deyemia:


Haba... Someone's daughter

me sef haba pass u.. Firsteva wey be babe come dey advice make u sexchat d babe.. Na him me I come be like