For night boys go dey cry

LOL.....one of the funniest tests I have ever written...Joke of a test

uhmmmmmmmmm!


The test no be sere-sere

I see aptitude test, laugh catch me..the aptitude test be like d one wey professors dey do..

the technical test sef...chai.. just 200L wahala...

God dey sha.. (Diariz God)

We go reach dere

engrflames:
Success to you bro

Bloody oooo...na God go decide

These people should just say there is no vacancy rather than play mind games, and use applicants to accrue cheap political points.

This exam was set in hell

God bless dangote guys....dis test over make brain....get set for next step guys.....#FavorIsReal

one hell of a test really.
Time to let God work.
#sellah

stolid:
These people should just say there is no vacancy rather than play mind games, and use applicants to accrue cheap political points.

My thoughts exactly! Just finished mine, there wasn't even enough seats for applicants; some had to sit on makeshift chairs/tables. Questions were obviously lifted from one Indian website with a lot of typos, making references to non-existent figures among other things.

irrespective of the outcome of this test, I have some positives and lessons from it. Life in itself is a lesson, I learnt alot today.

arshavineering:
irrespective of the outcome of this test, I have some positives and lessons from it. Life in itself is a lesson, I learnt alot today.

I learnt DAT one can owe apt test marks and the company collects it nxy yr

faith2ogesco:
I learnt DAT one can owe apt test marks and the company collects it nxy yr

i learnt that hardwork pays. guy we have scores to settle oo. you were actually one of my constraints in today's test

When I saw the questions, I just started laughing, this text was just something else.

The test was actually nice and fair because there was no opportunity for badt guys to regurgitate past questions like our legendary DRAGNET test...

...it will reveal people's real potential and talent without bias

... And that was how Dangote refinery exam ended with "NOT JUST OKAY" smiles.
Well, in life everything is experience. At least it (the exam) availed me the opportunity to visit the "Great" Lagos for the 1st time in my life, see the beautiful cities of Victoria Island, Ikoyi and the likes; the beauty of their Road network/connection (believe me, Civil Engineering is the BOMB).

Truly, the exam was not as expected. But I believe there's nothing impossible for God. If He wishes I make it to the next stage, as I wish, all glory to His name.

My dear, the population that surfaced for the exam was not encouraging and good for our nation. It simply solves the doubt that jobs are limited compared to graduates. I decree that by the end of this year, we shall all be smiling with our newly found jobs, Amen.

#Team_MOOT_COURT_5-7PM

congrat in advance great guys. any with masters degree that was invited for the test?

karleone:
... And that was how Dangote refinery exam ended with "NOT JUST OKAY" smiles.
Well, in life everything is experience. At least it (the exam) availed me the opportunity to visit the "Great" Lagos for the 1st time in my life, see the beautiful cities of Victoria Island, Ikoyi and the likes; the beauty of their Road network/connection (believe me, Civil Engineering is the BOMB).

Truly, the exam was not as expected. But I believe there's nothing impossible for God. If He wishes I make it to the next stage, as I wish, all glory to His name.

My dear, the population that surfaced for the exam was not encouraging and good for our nation. It simply solves the doubt that jobs are limited compared to graduates. I decree that by the end of this year, we shall all be smiling with our newly found jobs, Amen.

#Team_MOOT_COURT_5-7PM

Welcome to Lagos (No man's Land!!! ). Wish you success.

karleone:
... And that was how Dangote refinery exam ended with "NOT JUST OKAY" smiles.
Well, in life everything is experience. At least it (the exam) availed me the opportunity to visit the "Great" Lagos for the 1st time in my life, see the beautiful cities of Victoria Island, Ikoyi and the likes; the beauty of their Road network/connection (believe me, Civil Engineering is the BOMB).

Truly, the exam was not as expected. But I believe there's nothing impossible for God. If He wishes I make it to the next stage, as I wish, all glory to His name.

My dear, the population that surfaced for the exam was not encouraging and good for our nation. It simply solves the doubt that jobs are limited compared to graduates. I decree that by the end of this year, we shall all be smiling with our newly found jobs, Amen.

#Team_MOOT_COURT_5-7PM

more Dan half d peeps dere have jobs already

arshavineering:


i learnt that hardwork pays. guy we have scores to settle oo. you were actually one of my constraints in today's test

I close ur eyes, if u were working hard enough u for read every every na. Lazy man .

Oh boi, when I tried the first 5 questions n couldn't solve them, I tot my eyes were playing tricks on Me. I went to start from the back last question, same thing, na hin I know say, I don enter this one. I just begin de shade anyhow,
If God says we ll be part of dangote group, negative marking won't stop us

And there'll be negative marking

faith2ogesco:
I close ur eyes, if u were working hard enough u for read every every na. Lazy man .

Dragnet Boss, some guys here are billed for NYSC SAED APTITUDE TEST INVITATION to be administered by Dragnet .

As the Commanding Officer of the Dragnet Liberation Army , how do you advise they proceed. Time is of the essence sir, as the battle is stated for 1330 hrs tomorrow.

Awaiting orders sir !

Over !

Souljaboi1:



Dragnet Boss, some guys here are billed for NYSC SAED APTITUDE TEST INVITATION to be administered by Dragnet .

As the Commanding Officer of the Dragnet Liberation Army , how do you advise they proceed. Time is of the essence sir, as the battle is stated for 1330 hrs tomorrow.

Awaiting orders sir !

Over !

looool. U Don craze finish. Well for the maths. Know ur percentages charts and conversion. Learn how to add subtract, multiply and divide quickly without calc. Jux practise data interpretation questions. Den for d English, I have nothing to say o.maybe should meet the deputy on that regard. . U sha know dat time is always of the essence

Pomzy:
Oh boi, when I tried the first 5 questions n couldn't solve them, I tot my eyes were playing tricks on Me. I went to start from the back last question, same thing, na hin I know say, I don enter this one. I just begin de shade anyhow,
If God says we ll be part of dangote group, negative marking won't stop us

Exactly me except I know shade anyhow. I live am blank most which I no know.

Pomzy:
Oh boi, when I tried the first 5 questions n couldn't solve them, I tot my eyes were playing tricks on Me. I went to start from the back last question, same thing, na hin I know say, I don enter this one. I just begin de shade anyhow,
If God says we ll be part of dangote group, negative marking won't stop us

ezighi:
congrat in advance great guys. any with masters degree that was invited for the test?

I know like 2 of them. Surely there should be others too.

hello guys,
Please does anyone know when we should expect feedback.
Also....... anyone with the idea of what the salary range for this dangote position is sef.
Cos honestly that test wasn't born again so I expect the salary too must not be born again

Theokleia:
hello guys,
Please does anyone know when we should expect feedback.
Also....... anyone with the idea of what the salary range for this dangote position is sef.
Cos honestly that test wasn't born again so I expect the salary too must not be born again

was the test that difficult?

Theokleia:
hello guys,
Please does anyone know when we should expect feedback.
Also....... anyone with the idea of what the salary range for this dangote position is sef.
Cos honestly that test wasn't born again so I expect the salary too must not be born again

The salary range should be around what dangote himself earns

ezighi:
congrat in advance great guys. any with masters degree that was invited for the test?

yes I know about 13 m.sc holders, what's up. do they need only masters holders

lantessy:

was the test that difficult?

No oooo . It was very easy. @Einstein

Pomzy:
Oh boi, when I tried the first 5 questions n couldn't solve them, I tot my eyes were playing tricks on Me. I went to start from the back last question, same thing, na hin I know say, I don enter this one. I just begin de shade anyhow,
If God says we ll be part of dangote group, negative marking won't stop us

looooooooool.

I think say na only me...so I get partner..

everytin is in God's hands