oh my GOD oooooo u don get am

INDUSTRIALFAN:
When you break a plate mistakenly, mum screams like
MUM: break everything in the house, if u like break the house and every thing breakable.

When mum breaks a plate, she screams like:
MUM: Who put this plate here?

Dis is making me missing my Mum. RIP.

Honestly, our mothers were real mothers and even with those negative answers and daily brouhaha they still look out for you.

I remembered when my mom flogged me shege just because one young teacher reported to her that I was playing with girls while lessons were going on.

Sometimes , I look back and see how far we've left our original values and I just smile with this feeling of nostalgia
God bless our Nigerian mothers and our early days teachers - They were more than just teachers.
They made us even with the little knowledge they had.

If she try to hit you and you block or weave it,she'll say ehn ehn you want to beat me abi,you have grown wings,I will break those wings for you today.

BRIGHTRIVERS:
Lmfaooo same here oo... Anythin i do wrong mst b related to d way i press my phone ..Oh hw i love my Mum!

sometimes my mum go b like com and teach me what u always press on ur phone

akosh005:
Dis is making me missing my Mum. RIP.

Sorry about that bro. Cheer up where ever she is, she must be proud of you!!!

When she ask u to do something and you do it in a lazy way ,...mum wil be like dont worry.do u think you will see me in your husbands house,it is my own am doing here

guys plzzz stop commentin water dey cum out 4rm my eyes

I love my mum die! My mum used to send on errands ehn! Choi! Infact, I told her that I'm tired of staying in that house.

But the funniest part was that, when I resumed my 100level in school, I missed that woman die! To the extent I'll be in night class and I'll hear a sound that sounds like she's calling me.

Mekky2010:
When u say mummy I am sorry and she replies sorrygbuo onwe gi ebeahu.

I miss my lovely mum..RIP

or will tell me sori nke gi

When she want to slap you but you fortunately block with your hand and she says, so you want to beat me back.

When she ask u to do something and you do it in a lazy way ,...mum wil be like dont worry.do u think you will see me in your husbands house,it is my own am doing here...BUT I LOVE MY MUM TOO MUCH HEAVENS MY WITNESS AND THIS IS A FACT...

stellytwinkle:
or cotonu

Somalia

barackosama:
[size=18pt]I LOVE YOU MUM, LIKE if u're proud of your MUM[/size]

Get some 'likes' here https://www.nairaland.com/1789389/comment-without-like-wins

I am guilty of all,can't stop laughing .

my mum go tell me to find cane dats my size and com to her room nd kneel down

Naija mum doesn't want to see their daughters with a man but they expect them to get married at 25, afraid of picking mums calls cos she is reminding me of settling down. My neighbours back then do beat their kids a lot but you dare touch their kids they will remind you of the adage (bami na omo mi ko de inu olomo).

Please i need many LIKES for all the mum in d world.

You tell her she can't help you with ur home work cos she doesn't know it,she'll tell you its your father's families that are OLODO

Fvcking hilarious...my mum is a Togolese so she doesn't do all these

Happiness87:
natas22, on night duty

Babe I can only do night duty with you

when u ask her for money and she begins to untie the head of her wrapper.

Mum nd dad be like no food for you tonite,I go laugh cos momma already kept my food for me.love her so much.

olajorn:
Fvcking hilarious...my mum is a Togolese so she doesn't do all these

so y r u here? Dnt dey hav togoland forum?

When u re d type that pees on bed at night...... u stop drinking water immediately it's 7pm and she will force u to pee out ur intestine("like oya go and pee b4 u do it on d bed") like 5times b4 bedtime... sweet mothers..

When she tells u if Mrs A ask for me,tell her am not in....n Mrs A comes n u say-my mummy said she is not in....

i remember wen i deliver a gift to her friend ,i came bk she ask me if d pesn say mk tunda fire am?coz i didnt tel her say d pesn appreciated

Gerarahere

Foxyhoxy:
When u re d type that pees on bed at night...... u stop drinking water immediately it's 7pm and she will force u to pee out ur intestine("like oya go and pee b4 u do it on d bed" like 5times b4 bedtime... sweet mothers..

yea I rememba dat 1..wen sleepy she taks u 2d restroom unzips ur pants and nxt she maks dis 4ni noise (sssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss) den u find ursef pissin in ur sleep/dream..lol

xclusivelyurs:
so y r u here? Dnt dey hav togoland forum?

I said my mum is Togolese...so my father falls from sky

xclusivelyurs:
so y r u here? Dnt dey hav togoland forum?

Or timbuktu

When she turns a simple family devotion prayer before bed into a night long revival service.