shut:


Said it all

You get heart she dey service him 1wheel front drive

Arisha:
Um I wouldnt know?! my man wouldn't be allowed to have female friends. Feel lonely? get down on ur knees and talk to Allah ! Or you can go MEET HIM

Is that u on your profile pix

Phinalphantasy:


Is that u on your profile pix

Ahan

lezz:
Lolz. That would be a very tight situation for any guy.

My closest experience of that sort was when I was waiting to drop my woman off to school. Her school is just enroute my office so it's a regular routine.

Then there was this regular chick that we both had great chemistry and were very close. Her body outline is just drop dead sexxy. While I was waiting for my lady to appear, miss sexxy just flung open the front door and sat down and declared she's joining me.

I told her I was waiting for someone actually. That she had to wait by the bus stop for me to go fetch her. (She knew who my lady is).

She got up angrily and slammed the front door with pure rage. I drove off and reappeared under 5 minutes with my woman but she was gone.

She kept malice with me for weeks but her respect for me also grew.

nice one.

JOYOSITA:
I am a new blood, jst joined

hello

Cutehector:
because of why?

Because of this nooni.

Damminglola:

Because of this nooni.

pretty pic u gat

Cutehector:
pretty pic u gat

Thanks.

Arisha (my Somali sister), I ask you to leave this place. This is not safe place for a Somali woman.

I have been waging a e-jihad on Nairaland since 2012. I have grown old and tired.

Will, you take over and continue the E-Jihad? Do you have what it takes walaal?

Dadkaa saawirkoda haa istaacmaalin, haye.

Whats E-jihad horta iisheg bal LOL

Arisha:
Whats E-jihad horta iisheg bal LOL

E-Jihaad, is a jihad online, thus why there is an E- infront of the Jihad

I use to wage Jihad on the punnnani, but I have grown old and tired, and cant lay down the pipe like I use to.