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We Have Different People On Nairaland by chinnyfity: 8:26am On Aug 15, 2015 |
We have Different people on nairaland 1) The helpless money mongers: these kind of people, ones u post something and ask dem for help, dey will promise u dat dey can help u and dey will drop their contacts for u to call dem. B4 dey help u, dey must ask u to pay. 2) Sex hungry people: these kind of people r mostly d males, dey go to d romance forum n look for every post that says "Drop ur contact to hookup with beautiful ladies" They will drop dia phone numbers, dia BB pin, dia email addr, if possible dia house addr n even open dia stupid mouth n say something like "beautiful ladies only" who go marry d ugly ones? 3) The 419ners: these kind of people will post a good business, dat will look very attracting to u (but its fake), if u r interested in d business, n u contact dem just once, discussing abt d business, dey will be d ones to be calling u everyday after ur first call n dey will change dia voices like big men. 4) Read n Pass people: these kind of people is dat someone will suffer n type a funny or attracting post or romantic post, dey wil just click d link, read n laugh, if possible dey will copy it n paste it in dia facebook timelines, dats why we usually have 1posts & 250,500 views, instead of 200,000 posts & 500,000 views. 5) The Native Doctors: these kind of people will go to business page and post something like this "How to turn just ur 500naira to 1,000,000naira" n dia condition still remain d same, thinking dat we r fools. Dey will not even explain further, dey will drop dia contacts for dia great grand fathers to call dem. 6) The Hypocretes: these kind of people, if another person posts an ugly content abt sex or porn pictures, u will see comments, insulting d person dat post it, laying all kinds of curses, while dey r snakes. 7) the jealous types: hey, not interms of relationship oo! These kind of people, wen another person posts a kind of attracting business or any post n if dey r getting positive response or comment, d jealous ones will try everything possible to discourage people commenting dat its a scam or fake. ![]() Prove me wrong with number 4! |
Re: We Have Different People On Nairaland by ikbnice(m): 8:33am On Aug 15, 2015 |
FTC people who rush to b d first to comment witout any meaningful comment the O.K commentators for every posts, their response is just 'ok' |
Re: We Have Different People On Nairaland by donholy28(m): 9:04am On Aug 15, 2015 |
Space bookers They will post an empty comment on an important thread and won't edit it later Profile goons They come to a post and click d profile of d person with d highest likes Phone maniacs Always asking for charger |
Re: We Have Different People On Nairaland by MegMich(m): 9:25am On Aug 15, 2015 |
Good one!! For chairmen and woman space bookers association (Introvert, LadyF and chappychase)...; am still wondering how FTC can make ones day. |
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