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An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by Nobody: 8:20pm On Aug 15, 2015
saw this on fb..... had to take a screen shot

"I always get a bit irritated when I read some of those updates where some Nigerian ladies try very hard to describe the heavenly orgasm associated with receiving MouthAction. It appears some of them are not aware of the health implications or danger to their men.
First off, using all indices that are available to describe a 'guy man', I believe I will qualify. Fur burger is definitely not something strange to me. But, from my training, I am fully aware of the health implication and ably qualified to offer advice.
The female vagina is home to millions of bacteria, of different species, that you can think of. Most of them are not harmful, but there is something called 'opportunistic infection'. This is an infection you contract when your immune system is compromised.
Let me expatiate a bit more. There's something called 'risk factors' in Medicine. Smoking cigarettes is a risk factor in cancer of the lungs. But not all smokers will develop lung cancer. Does that make it safe to smoke? Well, something will eventually kill us anyway. Lol!
Eating fur burger or pussy is a risk factor in diseases like cancer of the tongue, floor of the mouth, buccal cavity and even throat. But it doesn't mean everybody who eats fur burger regularly will develop any of the cancer. When you have a compromised immune system, the risk spirals.
My advice? Well, if you think you must eat pussy, make sure it's that of your regular/constant partner or wife. If you must die of malignant oral cancer, make sure it's the legit way. You can't be hopping from one fur burger to another because you want to prove your skills in pussy chomping. The risk goes up if a man keeps several sex partners.
And to those ladies always mouthing the heavenly paradise associated with man/men going down on them, c'mon, is it really cool to be proclaiming that shit on social media?"~ Dr. Olusola Osineye

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Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by ikeepitreal(m): 8:22pm On Aug 15, 2015
grin
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by benedictnsi(m): 8:24pm On Aug 15, 2015
@Op

You only talked about "cunninglingus" (for men)

What about women that loves "Felatio"


Check the meaning before you quote me plz
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by LEGITLAYO: 8:26pm On Aug 15, 2015
No be only fur burger, na ham burger.
Y'all will be practising what you read in romantic novels and watched in porn.
That shii isn't healthy.

Iranu

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Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by delishpot: 8:27pm On Aug 15, 2015
Ok. We hav3 heard....... continue!
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by Nobody: 8:27pm On Aug 15, 2015
benedictnsi:
@Op

You only talked about "cunninglingus" (for men)

What about women that loves "Felatio"


Check the meaning before you quote me plz
i know d meaning bro...am not dat naive...... like i said... i saw this on fb ...
d write up does not represent my opinion, but as a med student i can say he is right ....


lol @ fur burger grin

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Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by Nobody: 8:28pm On Aug 15, 2015
grin grin angry grin
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by Nobody: 8:28pm On Aug 15, 2015
Yeah, I saw it coming



This is good, thanks

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Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by Nobody: 8:37pm On Aug 15, 2015
some dirty goatz will still do it undecided

its so disgusting! after eating 'there' u still use dat same mouth to kiss me mtchew. there's ntn sweet there, tho I avnt even tried it(and i never will)

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Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by Nobody: 8:43pm On Aug 15, 2015
What is mouth action and orgasm? I have never heard of such words in my life sad
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by Johnnoah1st: 8:46pm On Aug 15, 2015
EroticAngelina:
some dirty goatz will still do it undecided

its so disgusting! after eating 'there' u still use dat same mouth to kiss me mtchew. there's ntn sweet there, tho I avnt even tried it(and i never will)
hmm.. a male on female monicker?
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by obo389(m): 8:51pm On Aug 15, 2015
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Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by Nobody: 8:55pm On Aug 15, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
hmm.. a male on female monicker?
u okay at all? I'm a female. mtchew
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by LEGITLAYO: 9:01pm On Aug 15, 2015
EroticAngelina:
u okay at all? I'm a female. mtchew
you shouldn't bother to reply him ma'am, he thinks all guys are deluded like him to go n start eating punny... .. lipsrsealed
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by Nobody: 9:02pm On Aug 15, 2015
What about those who eat ass

Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by Cutehector(m): 9:41pm On Aug 15, 2015
Whateva happens in d bedroom, must remain in d bedroom....
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by sainty2k3(m): 10:27pm On Aug 15, 2015
Be faithful with one uninfected partner (per time smiley ) that solves it all ,u can eat whatever u want to eat
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by StupidYorubaFool: 4:17pm On Feb 07, 2017
EroticAngelina:
u okay at all? I'm a female. mtchew
I hear say slim girls dey sabi fucck wella..

Pm me jhoor
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by kidman96(m): 4:28pm On Feb 07, 2017
wink
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by kidman96(m): 4:31pm On Feb 07, 2017
benedictnsi:
@Op

You only talked about "cunninglingus" (for men)

What about women that loves "Felatio"


Check the meaning before you quote me plz
Re: An Advice To Guys And Ladies Who Love Cunnilingus By A Doctor by kidman96(m): 4:35pm On Feb 07, 2017
saw this on fb..... had to take a screen shot

"I always get a bit irritated when I read some of those updates where some Nigerian ladies try very hard to describe the heavenly orgasm associated with receiving MouthAction. It appears some of them are not aware of the health implications or danger to their men.
First off, using all indices that are available to describe a 'guy man', I believe I will qualify. Fur burger is definitely not something strange to me. But, from my training, I am fully aware of the health implication and ably qualified to offer advice.
The female vagina is home to millions of bacteria, of different species, that you can think of. Most of them are not harmful, but there is something called 'opportunistic infection'. This is an infection you contract when your immune system is compromised.
Let me expatiate a bit more. There's something called 'risk factors' in Medicine. Smoking cigarettes is a risk factor in cancer of the lungs. But not all smokers will develop lung cancer. Does that make it safe to smoke? Well, something will eventually kill us anyway. Lol!
Eating fur burger or pussy is a risk factor in diseases like cancer of the tongue, floor of the mouth, buccal cavity and even throat. But it doesn't mean everybody who eats fur burger regularly will develop any of the cancer. When you have a compromised immune system, the risk spirals.
My advice? Well, if you think you must eat pussy, make sure it's that of your regular/constant partner or wife. If you must die of malignant oral cancer, make sure it's the legit way. You can't be hopping from one fur burger to another because you want to prove your skills in pussy chomping. The risk goes up if a man keeps several sex partners.
And to those ladies always mouthing the heavenly paradise associated with man/men going down on them, c'mon, is it really cool to be proclaiming that shit on social media?"~ Dr. Olusola Osineye

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