MhizDeedy:



Lmao WHAt! Really Tommy? U hate me this much? nd d Lady u saw wasn't me, m fully clothed

Tomfrench:
deedy, i don't hate people

MhizDeedy:



So if u don't hate me? U what?

Tomfrench:
i don't hate you, and i don't love you either

Fulaboy:
I've been busy with exams lately but am done now!!! I hardly see your posts now too I deduce you've made some dough and you don't wanna be talking with broke ass niggaes like us

MhizDeedy:



Lol but d bible said u shld love ur neighbor as ur ursef. That means u hate me jare

Tomfrench:
yea......but your not my neighbour naw

MhizDeedy:



Lmao sm1 as really being watching too much village nollywood movies

Fulaboy:
NO yoruba

MhizDeedy:



I can see u r d 1 suffering from it!!! Oh u av started drinking cheap ogogoro again abi? Later that useless seller wil start harassing my friend wen u can't pay d money. Don't u av any shame u this man?

Tomfrench:


Choi women...

calm down Mazi Obidike..... i was there when you impregnated that goddess at 12:00 noon, beside the market square,

you're one of the most successful hunters this village has ever produced, as your Igwe, I plead with you to forgive her(Ifeoma) ....biko...our people say that "if you can't taste the oil because of the yam, please taste the yam because of the oil "

chimerase2:
e no dey der
Na de itumo dey der

Tomfrench:
*clears throat* hmmm... you have spoken as a true Son of the soil, Mazi Obidike, i the igwe, and the council of elders will definitely put heads together, on the matter, over five kegs of palm wine





chai kingtom you are so good at this

ggrin:
amu here o

Beamborla:

It's seem your brain is still hot
You got it right


How was your exams? Hope you didn't copy his/her matric number as well

I've been busy. Plus, NL isn't just rocking my world anymore.
Good to have my broke ass nigger back.

KingTom:

Na Pete Edochie and Chiwetalu Agu, Nkem Owoh etc Na them cause am

daveP:



(an agile looking man with kwashiorkoric tendencies rushes towards the meeting point blowing a flute with undiversified clarity. A gongman comes right behind him and proceeds in back and forth pattern till they both reach the igwe. Boring flute play stops as some elders are unmoved by the music)


Chiwetel: is this the man they said was the best tune maker in Ochuru clan? (spoils mouth)

(unaware of the jibe, the kwashiokoric flutist beam and flex his muscles, happily puts flute to mount to contunu)


Pete edochie: Enough of that tune that killed my parrot when i went to the evil forest!!! (to late to retrieve secret)


all: evil forest??


curtains fall

KingTom:

I may be good, but daveP is still the master

daveP:


chai, na you still be boss o!!! Long time no see. I don landa finally. Na to dey fire from all cylinders remain!! Okiri na miss posting on NL

KingTom:
Justin

prettythicksme:
see yeye!!dey celebrate am every week naw

Ur boobi go turn slippers be that nau.

asumo12:

imported virgins

HBD Bro WULLNP

Asumoooooo!!! Oshey pupo joor.

ggrin:
malaika

ggrin:
ode sneh

*singing*
'I want your body sleeping in my bed'

bqlekan:
m so sorry brother.. was busy all day.. happy earthstrong bro...more blessings I pray

cc _kinglekan

Thanks so much namsake mi.

One love!!

TheSonOfMark:

Happy birthday, KingLekan. Wishing you the best of what life has got to offer.

KingSlay himself.


Thanks a lot.

KingTom:

Eze NDI AMU LOGOLOGO! I stand down on your generous request

KingTom:

Na Pete Edochie and Chiwetalu Agu, Nkem Owoh etc Na them cause am

kinglekan:
*singing*
'I want your body sleeping in my bed'

KingTom:
Justin how was work bro