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Joke- Akpors And The Mosque by princemillla(m): 4:10pm On Aug 17, 2015
Akpors entered a mosque carrying a brand new cutlass & asked: "Who is a muslim here?". The whole mosque went as silent as d graveyard. Akpors asked again: "How can a full mosque have no muslim?". No one replied. Akpors then grabbed d nearby young man & goes out wit him & told him, "son come help me kill my goat for I don't know how to do it". After d young man had killed d goat, he told Akpors dat he didn't know how to skin it & dat Akpors should go back to d mosque to get someone else to help him wit dat. Akpors returned to d mosque wit d cutlass dripping wit blood. When d IMAM saw dis, he immediately shouted: "MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST PRAISE THE LORD!". The whole mosque responded:
"Halleluyaaah!!!". Don't laugh alone!!!
Re: Joke- Akpors And The Mosque by sandrahnaub(f): 5:52pm On Aug 17, 2015
princemillla:
Akpors entered a mosque carrying a brand new cutlass & asked: "Who is a muslim here?". The whole mosque went as silent as d graveyard. Akpors asked again: "How can a full mosque have no muslim?". No one replied. Akpors then grabbed d nearby young man & goes out wit him & told him, "son come help me kill my goat for I don't know how to do it". After d young man had killed d goat, he told Akpors dat he didn't know how to skin it & dat Akpors should go back to d mosque to get someone else to help him wit dat. Akpors returned to d mosque wit d cutlass dripping wit blood. When d IMAM saw dis, he immediately shouted: "MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST PRAISE THE LORD!". The whole mosque responded:
"Halleluyaaah!!!". Don't laugh alone!!!
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