: Funny how girls think of wat to wear,while guys think of how to take it off.

Ipad replacing bible in the church and u call it modern day. ok,can u cast awt demon wit an ipad?


U take her to a show nd she fainted bcox of wizkid,my broda leave her there na wizkid go carry her go hospital.

Wanted to buy apple at shoprite nd on d price tag was N500. I was lyk..."Shey na Adam nd Eve pluck am?

U send 3k recharge card to olosho and 100naira recharge card to ur mother,God iz watching u!

Not every marriage start wit 'will u marry me' some start with 'I don get belle'.

Only in calabar will armed robbers come ur house steal ur dog,instead of money.

Ushu