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| A Conversation Bw A Couple by nnadychuks(m): 4:51pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
A man was expecting his 30 million naira contract when his wife called him from home; WIFE: please honey i need you to come home right now, its very urgent HUSBAND: i can't WIFE: please its very important, i want you to take care of this HUSBAND: i can't honey i am about to receive a 30 million naira contract i can't abort it because i can loose it WIFE: please its more important than that husband to manager: please sir i am very sorry. Can i attend to my wife for a while before i return for the contract? MANAGER: you can but you should not cos you will loose the contract **he left** WIFE: thank God you arrived HUSB: now, what is it, are you pregnant? WIFE: no, if it was pregnancy i would not even bother calling you from your office HUSB: then what?! WIFE: that big rat that our pastor was praying about has finally died, all i want from you is to dispose it, i am afraid of rats... If you were the husband what will you do? |
| Re: A Conversation Bw A Couple by sybarite7(m): 5:20pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
kindly drop her where I 1st met her before we got married FTC |
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