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Programming Jokes by Nobody: 11:26pm On Sep 30, 2006 |
Hey guys, i know some of us take progrmming as very serious, but i found some very kool programming jokes onthe net. i'll be sharing the links with you when i find them, but this first one is for C++ programmers, its called "interview with djarne strousoup" laff away, and let me know what you think. http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/An_Interview_with_Bjarne_Stroustrup.html PS, i also love C++ so this isnt a smear campaign oh, its just a parody of C++!!!
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Re: Programming Jokes by qleyo(f): 12:32am On Oct 01, 2006 |
OMG hahahahaha!!!! I agree with a good 90% of it!!!!! When I first started using C++ (after so long using C) I was like why ![]() Anyway from his website - http://www.research.att.com/~bs/bs_faq.html#IEEE Is "bjarne" an impostor? , The obvious exception is the infamous IEEE "interview", which I find rather unfunny, Did you really give an interview to IEEE? in which you confessed that C++ was deliberately created as an awful language for writing unmaintainable code to increase programmers' salaries? Of course not. Read the real IEEE interview. http://www.research.att.com/~bs/ieee_interview.html |
Re: Programming Jokes by sbucareer(f): 2:40am On Oct 01, 2006 |
Funny interview with Bjarne Stroustrup, father of C++. Here is a funny rejection letter following an interview. Dear Sir, Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm. I have received rejections from an unusually large number of well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection. Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting employment with your firm on the first of the month. Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my requirements for rejection change. Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future candidates. |
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