1. Finds humour in everything: bad governance, electricity, fuel scarcity

2. Gives advice likes it's by force you follow it

3. Shouts up NEPA!

4. You wear special outfit for Sunday or Friday

5. You've never or rarely visit the dentist (doctors in general) because you don't see any reason fort that and consider it waste of money

6. You know what chin chin, puff puff, or moin moin are

7. You like to add "o" to a lot of your talk

8. You use very often phrases like: Eh wo! Ehen, Chineke, che! Ah-ah, yepa! God forbid, by God's grace, Nawa o! Wetin sef/dey? No worry, go joor! God dey! Oluwa is involve. e.t.c

9. You don't ask people their age and you don't like to tell people your age

10. You're boisterous and always speak loud in public

11. You call people you're not familiar with by names like: chairman, oga, uncle, aunty, bros, sister, guy, hey you girl! Hey you boy! (Sounds like heyuge, heyuboi)

12. You have two phones or battery/sim to yourself alone: this is not just to show off but because of the unstable power and poor mobile network services in Nigerian and also carry chargers around

13. You're materialistic and like to flaunt your wealth at the slightest opportunity

14. You're always extremely security conscious and watchful: everyone is a suspect

15. You have relatives that you can't even explain in simple terms how they are related to you; i.e my mother's-father-younger-sister-first borne daughter-last borne son

16. You always like to cook jollof rice when you have big or special occasions

17. You read all the above 16 sighs and smiled in between

Richguys
Mayo Bayo

It was boring so I didn't smile.. Just smiled only at what you posted last

That no11: my oga, oga boss, bravo, ogbeni, niggie, guy,woos

SUGARBEE:
It was boring so I didn't smile.. Just smiled only at what you posted last

Wasn't smiling myself when I wrote them.... Only smiled towards the end that was why I wrote the last post

Thoniameek:
1. Finds humour in everything: bad governance, electricity, fuel scarcity

2. Gives advice likes it's by force you follow it

3. Shouts up NEPA!

4. You wear special outfit for Sunday or Friday

5. You've never or rarely visit the dentist (doctors in general) because you don't see any reason fort that and consider it waste of money

6. You know what chin chin, puff puff, or moin moin are

7. You like to add "o" to a lot of your talk

8. You use very often phrases like: Eh wo! Ehen, Chineke, che! Ah-ah, yepa! God forbid, by God's grace, Nawa o! Wetin sef/dey? No worry, go joor! God dey! Oluwa is involve. e.t.c

9. You don't ask people their age and you don't like to tell people your age

10. You're boisterous and always speak loud in public

11. You call people you're not familiar with by names like: chairman, oga, uncle, aunty, bros, sister, guy, hey you girl! Hey you boy! (Sounds like heyuge, heyuboi)

12. You have two phones or battery/sim to yourself alone: this is not just to show off but because of the unstable power and poor mobile network services in Nigerian and also carry chargers around

13. You're materialistic and like to flaunt your wealth at the slightest opportunity

14. You're always extremely security conscious and watchful: everyone is a suspect

15. You have relatives that you can't even explain in simple terms how they are related to you; i.e my mother's-father-younger-sister-first borne daughter-last borne son

16. You always like to cook jollof rice when you have big or special occasions

17. You read all the above 16 sighs and smiled in between

Richguys
Mayo Bayo

Laughed when I first got this exaggerated joke about Naijas and still do when I remember it...
but are we really this ingenious and resourceful?
ANGELS: Abba Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done again, this time?
ANGEL: Everything!
They don't listen to simple instructions
They don't have any respects for rules, law and order
They don't wait for their turn in anything. They are unbelievable, they're just completely reckless! (Exasperated)
In fact they have made heaven, a living hell, since they stepped foot in here.
GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Dials and calls the Devil) Hell-o...
SATAN: Hell-o my Creator and Master, please call me later. I am in the midst of a situation.
There are some issues going on here that I'm trying to resolve.
Ten minutes (10 mins) later:
GOD: Hell-o Lucifer.
SATAN: Yes, your Lordship and Heavenly Father! Sorry I'll have to call you back.
The issue got bigger and it has now turned into a crisis ooo!
An hour later God calls again:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell oooo!
(stuttering), they... they... they managed to quench the flames of the fire in hell and have now installed air conditioners!...

MuttleyLaff:
Laughed when I first got this exaggerated joke about Naijas and still do when I remember it...
but are we really this ingenious and resourceful?
ANGELS: Abba Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done again, this time?
ANGEL: Everything!
They don't listen to simple instructions
They don't have any respects for rules, law and order
They don't wait for their turn in anything. They are unbelievable, they're just completely reckless! (Exasperated)
In fact they have made heaven, a living hell, since they stepped foot in here.
GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Dials and calls the Devil) Hell-o...
SATAN: Hell-o my Creator and Master, please call me later. I am in the midst of a situation.
There are some issues going on here that I'm trying to resolve.
Ten minutes (10 mins) later:
GOD: Hell-o Lucifer.
SATAN: Yes, your Lordship and Heavenly Father! Sorry I'll have to call you back.
The issue got bigger and it has now turned into a crisis ooo!
An hour later God calls again:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell oooo!
(stuttering), they... they... they managed to quench the flames of the fire in hell and have now installed air conditioners!...

Lol.... Lwkmd

No 5,8 and 9 am so damn guilty about it

Chestar5:
No 5,8 and 9 am so damn guilty about it

Ehmmmm...... So *scratching my head* how old are you

Thoniameek:

Ehmmmm...... So *scratching my head* how old are you

i am ten years old