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'Wise' Quotes by biina: 7:56am On Mar 27, 2009 |
A fool and his money are soon partying. Money can't buy love. But it can rent a very close imitation. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. He who hesitates is probably right. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles Two wrongs are only the beginning The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before Change is inevitable, except from vending machines Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it! If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments Everybody repeat after me, "We are all individuals." Death to all fanatics! Chastity is curable, if detected early Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back Beware of geeks bearing gifs Half the people you know are below average 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by jamace(m): 5:14pm On Mar 29, 2009 |
Good definitions. ![]() |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by sylve11: 7:04pm On Mar 29, 2009 |
@poster, I love this! |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by clemcykul(f): 3:58pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
u better do |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by sholabanke(m): 10:30pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
"Money cant buy LOVE but it can rent a very close immitation" hahahhaaaaa ![]() ![]() ![]() for how long now? |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by benedictac(f): 9:26am On Mar 31, 2009 |
for as long as the rent is not expired |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by sholabanke(m): 10:25am On Mar 31, 2009 |
good |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by clemcykul(f): 11:25am On Mar 31, 2009 |
yeah am good |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by sholabanke(m): 11:26am On Mar 31, 2009 |
who tell u |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by clemcykul(f): 12:26pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
your babe na |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by sholabanke(m): 12:27pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
she no fit try am |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by clemcykul(f): 12:34pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
u wish, i just took her out for shoppn, very soon she go soon born for me |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by romsky: 5:45pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
u tink say na moin moin abi? |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by Lolabbey: 5:48pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
na akara she be dey tink sef |
Re: 'Wise' Quotes by clemcykul(f): 12:20pm On Apr 01, 2009 |
eyaa poor romade |
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