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What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by NewNigeriaMind: 11:37am On Aug 21, 2015 |
My female friend joined me in Uyo yesterday night. well the night was good, except for the broken condom. Now she has been sulking all morning in the room saying she has a pig body and surely going to get pregnant. I just have to leave her for the pool side, I cant deal with emotional females today. But what she said got me wondering. What does it mean to have a pig body? 1 Like |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Nobody: 11:41am On Aug 21, 2015 |
She easily get pregnant!u better zip up,if u r not ready to b a father ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by NewNigeriaMind: 11:42am On Aug 21, 2015 |
prettythicksme: Even if its a drop of sperm ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by cyprus000: 11:43am On Aug 21, 2015 |
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Are you dating a kid or what ![]() Why the cry ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by NewNigeriaMind: 11:43am On Aug 21, 2015 |
The thing is I don't believe in the piggy theory, I think she is just looking to get serious. By the way, Uyo is looking sweet ![]() Wondering where the Uyo females on NL are not sending messages |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Lilyomi(f): 11:45am On Aug 21, 2015 |
All hail the soon to be papa! 1 Like |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Dotwillis1(m): 11:46am On Aug 21, 2015 |
Why not ask the Miss piggy |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Nobody: 11:47am On Aug 21, 2015 |
That's kinda hilarious. Is she overweight? Or maybe she has a distorted image of herself. Most girls are like that sometimes. They say funny things to the point where you're not sure if they're either looking for reassurance, fishing for compliments or just have self esteem issues. You should have said something positive & you'd have seen how quickly the mood would have shifted. She could also be secretly crushing on you & was simply gauging for a reaction to test the waters, so to speak. |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Akan(m): 11:55am On Aug 21, 2015 |
Girls can be funny I remember one asking that i get her pregnancy testing kit in the middle of the night. She believed she was pregnant even though I wear condom and plus I no even release. |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:59am On Aug 21, 2015 |
busty n dirty. ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by misspicy(f): 12:02pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
That gurl don born b4 and pigbody means she easily take in....op u af a babymama already ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by NewNigeriaMind: 12:43pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
And now she is talking to the portars for location to pharmacy. The embarrassing thing is, except they are dumb they will easily figure out we bleeped and she is looking for contraceptives. This girl is bent on making sure I don't do any other parols in this hotel ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by NewNigeriaMind: 12:44pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by oy13(f): 1:06pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
PunkyVeer:. Grammar!!! ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Nobody: 1:08pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
oy13: What's wrong with my grammar, grammar nazi? Take a chill pill for that headache & then beat it! The irony! |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Nobody: 1:12pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
NewNigeriaMind: Lol @ 'pig body' ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by NewNigeriaMind: 1:15pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
ziddy: Naa she is igbo ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Nobody: 1:24pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Another way of telling us you fûçk last night.I pray she get belle sha |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by omoharry(f): 1:27pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
PunkyVeer:more like your grammer is right on point.. |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Gurgle(f): 1:28pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Why not calm her down and go to the pharmacist to locate the contraceptive, instead of allowing her to embarrass both of you like that As for the pig body, Im still a learner in pidgin sha, I no know Every minute you waste here, the egg is dividing into two... ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Nobody: 1:32pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by NewNigeriaMind: 1:33pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Gurgle: which egg is dividing into two ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by NewNigeriaMind: 1:33pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
PunkyVeer: A question, are you really in SA? |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Gurgle(f): 1:40pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
NewNigeriaMind: The one that your mighty and able sperm fertilized last night, in the brilliant, cool and calm city of Uyo You thought its the one I ate yesterday afternoon that Im talking about, lie lie |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by NewNigeriaMind: 1:49pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Gurgle: Lol....have a great weekend dear. NLanders are just insanely naughty peeps today. |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Nobody: 1:51pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
NewNigeriaMind: Yebo yes. Hoekom/why? |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Gurgle(f): 1:55pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
NewNigeriaMind: Lol and you too sir. stay out of trouble We're always naughty na ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by NewNigeriaMind: 1:56pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
PunkyVeer: Ok coming to your country soon, joburg to be precise, pretty soon if the club opening here goes according to schedule ![]() What do you do? |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Nobody: 1:59pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Pig body...she is very fertile, gets pregnant easily and probably gives birth to multiple babies. The question is, how does dhe know she's got pig body? ANS: she's had multiple or one abortion(s) in the past. Probably had a pregnancy go full term and had a baby u do not know about. |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by NewNigeriaMind: 2:02pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
ahsekeena: Wow.......I haven't thought about it this way. |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by Nobody: 2:03pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
NewNigeriaMind: Wow, that's nice. Jo'burg is big. Where about? Enjoy your visit & bring me some Nigerian goodies ![]() |
Re: What Does It Mean To Have A Pig Body by omoharry(f): 2:48pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
PunkyVeer:Thanks |
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