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Nigeria: We Are Different. by boyesola: 12:17pm On Aug 21, 2015
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WELCOME TO NIGERIA
* Where sex is free and love is
costly.

* Where loosing a phone is more
painful than
loosing VIRGINITY.

* Where, if you don't cheat on your
partner,
you are not sharp and smart.

* Where Bathrooms have become
photo
STUDIO.

* Where getting a GALAXY phone
is greater
than achieving a DEGREE.

* Where yahoo boys have brighter
future than
graduates.

* Where temples are turned into
dating points.

* Where worshiping God in truth &
spirit is
difficult.

* Where lies are turned into realities.
* Where ladies fear Pregnancy
than HIV...

* Where pizza delivery is faster
than
emergency response.

* Where people fear thieves,
robbers &
BokoHaram than God...

* Where people go to Church with
BB chargers
rather than Bible.

* Where guys are scared of getting
married
but love to have sex...

* Where we have highest number
of musician
due to unemployment.

* Where the higher your offense
the lower
your punishment and vice versa...

* Where the number of Churches
& Mosque
are more than the worshipers...

* Where we say "Up NEPA" more
than we say
"Praise THE LORD"...

* Where a school drop-out
politician is Ten
Times richer and more respected than a
Professor...

* Where unemployed youths pick
up weapons
to fight in support of the
politicians who deprive them of employment & a
good life...

* Where someone who cannot
speak English is
given honorary Doctorate degrees.

WHAT A COUNTRY!!! Oh Lord, look down from heaven
and have mercy
on this great nation @CASH!!!!

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Re: Nigeria: We Are Different. by olafum1(m): 12:23pm On Aug 21, 2015
Ok
Re: Nigeria: We Are Different. by ceaz4r(m): 12:35pm On Aug 21, 2015
What an irony!!
Re: Nigeria: We Are Different. by DaBullIT(m): 1:11pm On Aug 21, 2015
Country where James Ibori, Alamesia, Jonathan all from SE/SS loots Billions of Dollars

and SS/SE claim marginalization by North and SW
Re: Nigeria: We Are Different. by mars123(m): 1:52pm On Aug 21, 2015
not only in Nigeria tho

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