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The Testimony Of A Pastor Daughter by kado(m): 3:29pm On Aug 21, 2015
I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE #...#
Menstruation Testimony!
During church service, this 16-year
old pastor's daughter
stood up and says: "praise the Lord!"
everybody shouted
with joy, "Hallelujah". She
continued: "since the age of 13,
I've been experiencing painful
monthly periods. But now,
after a series of Bible studies and
prayers with brother
Jimmy in his house, my monthly
periods have stopped for
more than 3 months now. No more
pain, no more
menstruation. You can see I'm even
getting fatter and
prettier. We are starting to pray
seriously about the small
problem of vomiting, especially in
the morning. Praise the
Lord". The whole church was silent!
Brother Jimmy fainted
grin
cool cheesy

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Re: The Testimony Of A Pastor Daughter by dayjee: 3:33pm On Aug 21, 2015
Cheiii broda Jimmy don enter am......Pastor go chop am raw shocked shocked shocked

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