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When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by plezant(f): 7:32pm On Oct 01, 2006
A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his
good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his Batman costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still
early, decided to go to the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought he would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when he was not with him.

She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon
spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with
every nice chick he cuddle and copping a little feel here and a little
kiss there.

H! is wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a
quickie in the back seat.

Just before unmasking , she slipped away and went home and put her
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
spare room! and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing
poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband
replied, actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he
had a whale of a time. He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a
Goldilocks outfit"

Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your man
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by Coco29(f): 7:42pm On Oct 01, 2006
dude that was sick, why not say it was his brother or his friend why her father do not have any sense of what is morally acceptable.



tasteless that is all i can say about ya story
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by whitelexi(m): 7:51pm On Oct 01, 2006
i can swear i've heard that story before and truly, thats how it ended, it was actually her dad! I think thats a real warning about girls that just cant trust their men and always strive to find a fault in his activities grin

be careful, it might just be your daddy grin
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by Coco29(f): 7:57pm On Oct 01, 2006
no lovely coco do not go running around behind her man, because when he is having his fun so am i cheesy wink
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by Busta(f): 11:45pm On Oct 01, 2006
both were stupid, seen that story somewhere,
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by kiki(f): 12:44am On Oct 02, 2006
OMG shocked :oher dad?

well if yall men wasn't so much untrustworthy and liars ur woman wouldn't be tryna check upon you
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by cyprianjr(m): 2:00am On Oct 02, 2006
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dad  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by segun111(m): 2:17am On Oct 02, 2006
The whole story from start tells me that their marriage had some problem from start. If both love each other and respect each other it doesn't matter if which one goes to a party while the other one stays home but when you have a shakey marriage then all what you describe is not new. My advice is for all to marry someone you can trust period.
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by windywendy(f): 2:36am On Oct 02, 2006
segun111:

My advice is for all to marry someone you can trust period.

Hmmm, I don't believe most people marry people that they don't trust -- that'll be really stupid don't you think? I'm of the opinion that if there are trust issues in a marriage, then things must have been done to break down the trust that once was existent. Trust once earned can be lost you know wink wink
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by momoney1(m): 7:47am On Oct 02, 2006
The whole story from start tells me that their marriage had some problem from start. If both love each other and respect each other it doesn't matter if which one goes to a party while the other one stays home but when you have a shakey marriage then all what you describe is not new. My advice is for all to marry someone you can trust period

segun, you are very wrong. the story said, he is a devoted husband and she didnt join him cuz she had a severe head pain and not suspecting her man. she decided to go later when she was feeling better and watch her husband's action having fun without her but it was unfutunate for her she got it all wrong and even tried to make out a concrete evidence by giving her husband a quickie not knowing it's her father.

too bad, now her father knows how good his daughter taste grin grin grin
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by iice(f): 4:21pm On Oct 02, 2006
LMAO funny ish grin grin
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by EmemJU(f): 4:33pm On Oct 02, 2006
For your own peace of mind, just trust your spouse.
Re: When Women Sneak Up On Their Man by Kajiang02(m): 6:12pm On Oct 02, 2006
this is for d ladies out dere whom their guys love them bt dey stil find it hard 2 bliv and giv him back his precious love. she cld as wel call it a special treat 4 ha hussy.
  Nice one though

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