You know you're living in 2004 when,

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after long days at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW You Are LAUGHING at yourself!

clap for yaself

@Poster,
which year are you describing, 2004 or 2009?

I see your problem. You are a straightforward person, so you don't know how to close your ass even in little lie like dubbing.

oh my God!

this one na dubb,

You'd da saved urself alotta trouble if you'd just ask. Now u look/sound silly and honestly quite S*&*^D.

If you could read, you'd see this is the joke section with nothing saying 'no dubbing'.
So I strongly advise that if u dont have anything to say keep browsing until you find MY ORIGINALS, I no close my arse(as you so rudely put it) becos I didnt see the need to.

I simply found somthing nice and decided to share, but u insist on pissing me off.


Having said that, I rest my case

this one na dubb,

You'd da saved urself alotta trouble if you'd just ask. Now u look/sound silly and honestly quite S*&*^D.

If you could read, you'd see this is the joke section with nothing saying 'no dubbing'.
So I strongly advise that if u dont have anything to say keep browsing until you find MY ORIGINALS, I no close my arse(as you so rudely put it) becos I didnt see the need to.

I simply found somthing nice and decided to share, but u insist on pissing me off.


Having said that, I rest my case

and to answer ur question, its 2004.

Gosh! I must be in a bad mood.

not that bad

U have no idea!

okay tell me

@ Poster

No offence intended. just part of the joke.

Yep, keep the jokes coming.

i wont keep it

Cool

@jamace

I was gonna appol. Lastnight.
My excuse is that I was in a rare bad mood n I let that cloud my sense of judgement, Any other day, I'd have seen the funny side of it all, N I appologise for that.

Truce?

No qualms dear.
Just important we display our daily dose of 5 minutes of madness somehow, somewhere and on somebody.
Please accept my white flag.

na style u dey take call me mad so o!

but noffin do u sha.

white flag, hmmmm

White flag na for peace, to stop war naa. ;

this is completely unacceptable ,

infact the fight must go on

Start nau!!

_{hw yu dey?}

i just dey tyte, no shaking,

iwo nko?

blesseing must not accept that white flag

Accepted!


white flag accepted!!!

u are playing with BAN! blesseing ,

_{hehe! i dey o! se sunday o fyn?}

whai dun yu wan hur tu accept it?

sunday fine jare, omo to dun lol
your side nko?


by accepting that white flag, means i've lost blesseing for life

ma side dey!

studio43:

by accepting that white flag, means i've lost blesseing for life

Yu hv me, hvnt yu?

That's news o.

Didnt realise you had be to start with.

*braces up for the brewing fyte*