Praying to God is comforting; even without seeing answers, it's assuring. But the reason why many prayer points go unanswered is the nature of the prayers selfishness.

MAN'S PRAYER & GOD'S EDITION

Man : GOD; this my neighbour disturbing my life, don't let her have rest of mind...
GOD : If i didn't give her rest of mind, how will she stop disturbing you.
Man : God, provide for me so as to help mr X....
GOD : (Shaking His Head) Why can't you tell me to provide directly for him, why must it pass through you... the little you have, you can't share it with him.
Man : Before the end of this year, make me a multi millionaire....
GOD : If i make you a multi millionaire now, you will forget me this time next year.
Man : Every enemy in my work place, begin to destroy them...
GOD : I know you are referring to Mr Y. You didn't know Mr Y is also praying for your destruction. if I'm to answer you both, i will destroy you both.
Man : As i'm going on this job interview, i don't want the employers to see anything good in my co-job seekers.
GOD : I know you came out with second class but your situation is not as bad as those you came out with first class.
Man : I want to be the world greatest.... the world best.....the world richest..... i want to rule .....

GOD : AHHH, MY PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO SELFISH. THEY ALWAYS WANT TO EMBEZZLE EVERY GOOD THING THROUGH THEIR PRAYERS.



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Interesting @2

Every enemy from my Father house, FATHER destroy them

Pls....are they not your relation

funny

Some people know the mind of god more than god knew himself.


I salute sir for knowing much about god and the way he thinks and behaviors.

Lol
9ja style sha

secretary to the government of the heavebs. I HAIL U O

secretary to the government of the heavens. I HAIL U O

Lol.....

*Me thinking* A million years is a day to the Lord and day is like a million years*

Me praying: Father please give me just 1million
God answers: *gives me 1 thousand*
Me: but Father?....... I....
God interrupting: it's the same to me you know with a grin like this

*me thinking* dumb head! Why didn't you ask for 1 thousand instead

if no be say today na Sunday eh I for carry cane , why you come dey joke and call God like that na thou shall not call the name of thy lord in vein

MAN : god please remove malaria from my family

GOD : go and keep your environment clean to avoid mosquitoes.

menesheh:
Some people know the mind of god more than god knew himself.


I salute sir for knowing much about god and the way he thinks and behaviors.

1 Corinthians 2:16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.

AdeniyiA:


1 Corinthians 2:16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.

we have the mind of christ
we have the mind of christ
we have the mind of christ
we have the mind of christ
we have the mind of christ

provide the lyrics ooh

tinti chanti ticha
tinti chanti ticha
tinti chanti ticha

we have the mind of christ
we have the mind of christ
we have the mind of christ


how do the mind of christ looks like?
how do the mind of christ looks like?
how do the mind of christ looks like?



oohh fvck, you are not a good musician. me na wizkid