Lets have fun....... Lets play this game. Drop the most terrible English statement you've ever heard. Mine is "Come and rode it again" Kip the fun Rolling.

even simple english you cannot spoke

real life story, my friend was trying to ask a gal out he just met on the street, but was not getting to the point in time she got pissed and said
'pls pls pls spoke quick let me went i has no time'

guys no need for long talk, jst invite mama peace.

Eemm

Oya mk una strt while i still dey tink

Mk i laff

Eemm

Oya mk una strt while i still dey tink

Mk i laff small

The two both of you, hop in your sandals and follow me

Mr Adebayor jss1 hostel 2001

Dem plenty,
Now I rememba my kid brother playing cop and thief wiv one of his frnds, he was d cop and d frnd was d thief, I didn't follow their conversation until he yelled "You are under ARRESTED", my mom and I shouted in unison, what kinda english is that, he felt embarrassed then sha.

On behalf of 2 million, I donate my family.

I always see u pass here but b4 I reaches u,u have gone

So, a friend of mine was having problems with his math questions in class, frustrated, he wanted to say the math questions were too erroneous as in full of errors, he shouted "the math is too e^rotic" i bursted out laughing really hard that i fell to the floor still laughing. the lecturer was angry at my actions and sent me out of his class, when i gathered my self enough to gaze at mine lecturer's face, i realized he doesn't know the difference of e^rotic from erroneous. i thought to my self I must be in the midst of quite some ignorant folks. know your English words!!!!

we were in math class when d class was jus like a market place and my best friend was angry and due to his anger he shot a gun to the cloud and said "CANT U SEE A TEACHER BEHIND YOUR FRONT"

a guy n ma klaz went 2 d board nd shouted....."have u all wroted it"

I came to your house,you didn't dey.

Mummy is calling you from the up.

1 2 3 4 both of you follow me.

How many book you count.

you are coming to my house with empty handed

I knows you very well, you always gives them what they needs.

Back then in the university a lecturer of mine, while we were writing one of our semester examination came into to the hall and shouted ''MAKE SURE YOU ALL WRITE YOU MATRIC NUMBER IN CAPITAL LETTERS". Who born you make you laff, we all just laugh for our mind.

Back then in the university a lecturer of mine, while we were writing one of our semester examination came into to the hall and shouted ''MAKE SURE YOU ALL WRITE YOU MATRIC NUMBER IN CAPITAL LETTERS". Who born you make you laff, we all just laughed for our mind.

I was yesterday I am tomorrow.. ;DI was yesterday I am tomorrow..

'I was afraid to comot down from the car'.

come and be going

modelee:
we were in math class when d class was jus like a market place and my best friend was angry and due to his anger he shot a gun to the cloud and said "CANT U SEE A TEACHER BEHIND YOUR FRONT"

omo this one gidi gannn.can't stop lol

One Governor once said the following at a social function: "thank you my distinguished guests.
My wife has speake
my deputy has spoken,
now it's time for me to spake

i also remember a certain northern woman who was asked to deliver a vote of thanks to d president (during OBJ's tenure) and she was like: we thanka u, we thanks u

i also heard (i don't knw if this really happened) that another northern governor made a blunder when asked how many "mineral" resources they had in that state... He said: "we have Pepsi Cola, Coca Cola, Gurana Gurana, Mirinda, and twerpes (schweppes)

Eventhough Ojukwu is dead, his manhood lives forever

petux:
Lets have fun.......
Lets play this game. Drop the most terrible
English statement you've ever heard.
Mine is "Come and rode it again"
Kip the fun Rolling.

I can't forget this two
The guy has suffered heartbreakage!
2. While still in school, someone said paste the poster in a promiscous place... many more i still remember jawe lolz!
During our service year, while having fun and speaking pidgin, one lady shouted saying- You people should speak porished English! We nearly die for laffin!!

1. Am not offer maths 2. I saw she yesterday

1. Am not offer maths 2. I saw she yesterday

Life is to salt let's got married and have lots and lots of kid

Who is you??
She will come yesterday

Mr Lukmon alias Lukufufu blurted out ''Grain of yam and tuber of rice''

are u undastand my comment. she av some wini wini

They is calling u- my junior in sec. School
You is not get sense - a teacher i no
Left that place quick quick o - a classmate in sec. School
its a true - coursemate hehehe.....
Talk a lie lemme hear - me yesterday intentionally though