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Happy Halloween! by Odeku(m): 1:03pm On Oct 26, 2005 |
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost" |
Re: Happy Halloween! by kaswe: 2:42pm On Oct 26, 2005 |
Today lectures in one ugandan university ,aka makerere university business school , came 4 a lecture ,stood infront of the crowd ,begun blushing minus saying aword about the newly intended topic . He was like "helo ppl'e u no' ......last time ...the strike ! then begun yawning ggggggggg..." and every one looked pieced and fed up of the lecture . Then after some time he begun on the accounting equation ,intead of the Bank statement he had come 4 ucan imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!.gd day AFRICA |
Re: Happy Halloween! by lauryn(f): 2:54am On Oct 31, 2006 |
Happy Haloween!! Still can't decide what/who to be |
Re: Happy Halloween! by Odeku(m): 3:50pm On Nov 01, 2006 |
you can be me anyday boo, lol |
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