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Poll: How would you like to come in your next life (if there was a second chance)?Man: 63% (7 votes)Woman: 27% (3 votes) Animal: 0% (0 votes) Tree: 0% (0 votes) None of the above: 9% (1 vote) This poll has ended |
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| Why I'd Rather Be A (man) In My Next Life! by Christino(m): 5:40pm On Oct 02, 2006 |
Your last name stays put. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all of your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier! |
| Re: Why I'd Rather Be A (man) In My Next Life! by Olumide7(m): 5:45pm On Oct 02, 2006 |
preach it brother, preach it!!! |
| Re: Why I'd Rather Be A (man) In My Next Life! by iice(f): 5:57pm On Oct 02, 2006 |
i must be a man in this lifetime then lmao but this is really cool and so true  |
| Re: Why I'd Rather Be A (man) In My Next Life! by Christino(m): 7:15pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
But we have female presidents don't we? |
| Re: Why I'd Rather Be A (man) In My Next Life! by naijadiva2(f): 9:38pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
it makes sense. |
| Re: Why I'd Rather Be A (man) In My Next Life! by Mula(f): 11:46pm On Oct 03, 2006 |
Men still live shorter than Women and the ones that don't die quickly enough we give 'em heart attack  |
| Re: Why I'd Rather Be A (man) In My Next Life! by popsonj(m): 12:58am On Oct 04, 2006 |
All hail men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because we are better  , no, we are just the best! lol! |
| Re: Why I'd Rather Be A (man) In My Next Life! by popsonj(m): 1:08am On Oct 04, 2006 |
Mula: That's not true, you will need to support that with a fact! Mula: Men of this time knows how to cope favourably with women palava We know how to deal with them to avoid such. |
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