Tuesday morning,
Shodeinde back then in Year 1..
Yuk I was in the toilet *winks* that morning smiling and
rapping some lines of my song... "Lobatan" in jumbles
"Even when I drop sh*** it still smells right
Ma Flows don't sag, lyrically am uptight
If rap was a church my lines would be Deeper
Though am Off KEYS I still sing better than ALICIA ..."
Wheeeeew!!
Today was going good at least not to mention the usual
"aroma* (lol) of shodeinde's Toilets and environs. My classes
would be rounded up by 12... I smiled, I remembered Topsy
the diploma babe I was currently chykin.., She had this slim
figure like a broom I don't even know what I saw in her
then... it was after today's episode I started to Comfort
myself she ain't good enough for me (˘̯˘ )
Okay we had planned to go and see a movie... On monday
but we couldn't go due to my heavy schedule of lectures...
So my pal, Slamnizzle told me 2 chill till Wednesday that I
could take her then... But to make up for the disappointment
the previous day I refused and decided to take her on that
Tuesday...
I was in year 1 and most times I had been 2 E-Centre 4
movies was on Wednesday when we had free popcorn and
drinks... God blesh wednesdays!!
But without checking ma pocket I carried my big head and
withdrew ma last 4k from the ATM that morning believing it
should be enough for today. So When Topsy called, I told her
2 dress up. While I went 2 treat myself to a sumptuous meal
inside Huski cafteria consuming out of the 4k I had
withdrawn earlier in the day.. She came down around 6pm
looking all dressed and beautiful... In my mind am thinking
"owww so na bcoz of me dis gal make up like dis... Well she's
feeling the boy oo"
So we started moving,
She asked me how we were to move.... I told her "we'll take
a bus from gate 2 sabo... Then trek to e-centre" wallahi d
diploma babe no gree at all oo she talk say "I can't be
climbing bus nor okada at this kinda time for the type of
place we are going"" hmmm... I just checked my pocket...
Mehn my money was now like 3300... Okay Leggo!!
We con reach gate she say make we take CAB!! So I still dey
price with one baba make ihn take 500.. Naso d binsh con
shook mouth and said "pay the 800 naaaw hun so we won't
be late" I open mouth for inside my mind, I no wan expreSs
am for outside coz I dey form big boy... We entered the Cab
and gisted till we got there...
Now inside Ozone... I paid for our movie tickets; 2k... I was
now left with about 6H after paying for cab and Tickets..
Hmmmmm.. Gobe!! In my mind I was thinking..; "Yeeey!!
Temi ti ba mi..ooo... If she like make she no enta bus as we
dey go bak I go just leave am for there ... Ha make she no go
request 4 somefin wey I no fit buy oo""" my mind wasn't
settled.. We waited a little till the movie was about
starting.. As we were moving to the theatre she drew me
back and said... "Won't we get drinks and popcorn?" I smiled
in pains... Errr I said "why not"...
Na so we con approach the counter.. The babe collect one
bag of popcorn and one can drink... Grrrr, Please Note at this
point, I don't even know how to think anymore coz I knew I
was gonna pay for that... So I Collected only popcorn, no
drink... Believing that it should cost less than a drink a
normal person would collect the drink and leave popcorn out
naaaa... I told Topsy "I am watching ma Sugar intake".
Wallahi I abnormal small that day.. So na ihn I ask the fine
babe wey dey counter say how much na the two popcorn
and drink... She said something like 1300naira... Wait!! E be
like say I no hear well... Haa... And I had only 6H in ma pocket,
I just wish say make Trumpet just sound make I disappear
go heaven leave that babe for there (˘̯˘ )
Pause......................... Guys, If na you be me wetin you go do at
this point.. Well am a christian and u see am very humble...
Lolzz. naso I tell the babe say change no dey oo say make
she bring 1K say d
1K wey I get, e No good.. I could feel the Binsh staring at the
side of my face but I couldn't look her in the face I sha add
500 from the 600 wey dey ma hand 2 d babe 1K... Collect 200
change... I con keep d last 300 for ma pocket... And I
DETERMINED Like Kanu Nwankwo that na danfo we go
enter back to Unilag..
We watched the stupid movie... Ihn con even be Nigerian
movie " last flight to abuja or so" my mind No even dey
there... I no even touch ma popcorn.. I just dey reason say I
don fall ma hand Bad bad..
After the movie things were awkward between us. Talk no
just dey flow well when we reached down to go back to
school... Guess wetin the babe talk
You guessed Right.. The babe say make we carry CAB again..
Yepa!! By this time I no fit panic again... JESUS TAKE THE
WHEEL!! D babe just stand 4 one side.
So I follow one cab man negotiate beg am say make ihn take
6H say the babe wey I dey carry na mental patient, make ihn
help us.. Ihn con agree....
inside the cab we didn't say anything to each other she must
be thinking "hmm this guy no sure oo... Ihn be Eba boy" me
no mind coz I no say na only 3H even dey ma hand.. I just use
one calm voice tell d babe say "you know these ATMs could
be annoying, they'll be giving someone damaged money"
she just said "ok"... Na for there I know say I don fu*k up Big
time...
Wait Readers that's not all... When we reached unilag... Naso
I give the baba 3H.. The babe get down begin 2 make phone
call, the Cab man don dey para for me say make I balance
am ihn remaining 3H... As the gal call finish I just tell am say
the man money remain 3H... Naso She commot money pay
again...
Lol as we now entered school, I no even get single 30naira 4
school Cab reach New Hall, and since I don fall my hand bad
bad.. I no want make Topsy pay ma cab fare.. I no even wan
see the binsh again... I just form fake phone call like say
person dey call me. I now told her to be going that I'll meet
her in New hall.
I entered El-kanemi hall and narrated my Ordeal to my
bestie "Tyrant" a rapper like me... Omo d guy laugh me no be
small oo.. con escort me go new hall
Now in new hall I saw Jaybreeze another school artiste... He
consoled me when he heard about my ordeal he didn't laugh
at me at first though until the shock of the whole day
happend.
I was standing at that Suya junction Na ihn I see The Babe
Coming with two of her friends, she was in the middle na so
our eye jam with her two friends, I just waved timidly...
Guess what??,,,!!!! as her friends just sight me na ihn dey
Burst out in laughter.... Gawd!!! I have Never Felt More
Embarrased in my Whole life... Even Jaybreeze con dey laugh
me...
Stupid Binshes!!! Why she go tell her friends naaaa.... I just
Run upstairs enter ma room.. I no dey come outside anyhow
again... I really fall ma hand bad bad!!!
Its true I planned 2 take her out... But e be like say na she
take me out instead. Is dat bad?? (˘̯˘ ) mstcheeeew!! You
answer

Lesson of ur story:


Never take a girl out when you don't have any money in ur acct as backup

Always let girls know you worth. Don't over do

sseunth:
Lesson of ur story:



Never take a girl out when you don't have any money in ur acct as backup


Always let girls know you worth. Don't over do

I will tel him that..tnks

guy i enjoy ur story die, pieces.

Guy this is a piece of art you should rap about.
But on a more serious note ehn, i see no reason why you should be ashamed about this, you suppose understand say this girl no give a sh*it about you, na runs gal, dat is why she no let morning reach b4 she go tell her friends.. The fact say you dai shame about the issue go fall your hand more seff, when guys laff about am, you seff make you laff, no gree sai na money u no get, tell them say u realise say the gal wan chop you mugu, shikainan. Too bad say na old story

lol,na inside mind u open mouth? lol.sorry dear

lmao...na she take you out oh

hahahahahahahahahaha guy i don laugh tire.