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Re: Funny But True (18+) by adedayourt(m): 11:14pm On Aug 26, 2015
shumuel:


kikiki Lol, i know that laugh grin

d laff wey dey mke person laff
Re: Funny But True (18+) by sasoagriculture: 11:18pm On Aug 26, 2015
Funny truly but educative at the same time
Re: Funny But True (18+) by usmawa(m): 12:57am On Aug 27, 2015
Aisha95:

B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t!!

I swear na true
Re: Funny But True (18+) by Maamin(m): 1:11am On Aug 27, 2015
I was here sha!... grin
Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 12:00pm On Aug 27, 2015
adedayourt:

d laff wey dey mke person laff

I tell you grin

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Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 12:02pm On Aug 27, 2015
sasoagriculture:
Funny truly but educative at the same time


Really ? Thanks
Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 12:06pm On Aug 27, 2015
Maamin:
I was here sha!... grin

And you were sighted
Re: Funny But True (18+) by stancorleone(m): 3:01pm On Aug 27, 2015
shumuel:
Have You Noticed !! (18+)
- . If you suck one n*pple well, the woman herself offers the other one.
In-case you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

- . Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B**bs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, p*ssy.
No wonder men suffer from high BP!

-. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

- . Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

- . 3 people having s*x is a threes*me, 2 is a twos*me. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment.

- . Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

- . Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d*ck hard, not his life..!

- . When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them comes and touch the man's P*nis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters.
Soo TrueE
Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 5:36pm On Aug 27, 2015
stancorleone:
Soo TrueE

Yeah
Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 5:37pm On Aug 27, 2015
stancorleone:
Soo TrueE

Yeah
Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 5:37pm On Aug 27, 2015
stancorleone:
Soo TrueE

Yeah

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