Mazi Abba, walking through the bush, sighted a lion running after him. He turned and ran, but the lion was gaining. He runs even harder, but the lion is still gaining.

So Mazi Abba drops to his knees, folds his arms, bows his head and pleads: "Oh Gawd, PLEASE abeg! Biko! Make this lion a good church member! AMEN!

Sure enough, the lion comes to a stop just behind Mazi Abba, drops down on its great knees, folds its great arms, bows its head, and says:

"Oh Gawd, Thank You O for this food dat I am about to receive! Amen!