After the tragedy of Sept. 11 in the US of A, the following conversation
>took place between an interviewer and a Nigerian political aspirant.
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>Interviewer: What will happen if Nigeria is attacked by terrorists?
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>Political Aspirant: What will happen if Nigeria is attacked? Well if
>that
>happens, there can be no comparison. that is because in Nigeria we are
>much
>better prepared for these kind of attacks, given the following reasons:-
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> We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings.
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> We all get on the job late in the morning, therefore, at 8.45a.m. there
>won't be sufficient people to kill.
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> Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to
>the
>spot on time. They will get there just when everything is over, so
>there
>will be no casualties among them.
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> The Nigeria Airways will surely have fouled up the terrorist's plans by
>being delayed again, and of course loosing their luggage containing the
>bombs.
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> If a terrorist was living for one year in Nigeria[Oshodi], he would've
>been robbed and molested so many times, he would have suffered
>consistent power
>outage and lack of potable water and would 've given up and gone back
>home
>long time ago.
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> In Nigeria the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, cuz
>there's none!!!
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> In Nigeria juju go don make all passengers disappear before the
>thing hit Mushin or Ajegunle.
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>You see , in Nigeria we are well prepared!!!!!

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