Why some folks don't like visiting rich people.


Question: "What would you like to drink, fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please"

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?"

Answer: " Ceylon tea please"

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"

Answer: "White please"

Question: "Milk, whitener,tea creamer or condensed milk?"

Answer: "Milk please "

Question: "Goat milk, camel milk, cow milk or mother's milk?"

Answer: "Cow milk please."(thanks for not choosing mother's milk)

Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."

Question: " Hot, Warm or cold?"

Answer: "Warm please."

Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"

Answer: "You mm , I'll rather take it black please."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar please."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar please."

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."

Question: "Mineral, carbonated or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water please."

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Answer: "Hey mann! Just get me water from the river, I don't want to know which river, and stop asking me too many questions.

Hilarious,