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10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys [read & Laugh Out Loud] by helenajah: 9:48am On Sep 01, 2015
There are variety of acts ladies display when they visit guys, and they want to avoid s3x just to protect their dignity. In fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these acts…

As a matter of fact, some of them will still fall prey.

1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na so I lock door. The lady stood up immediately and demanded I opened the door, saying she was suffocating of heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn’t trust me.

2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you might have noticed it. Once she starts seeing your moves, she will PING or send her friend a Whatsapp/BBM, that she should do the needful. Suddenly, her fone will start ringing at intervals, she will pick and start begging the person to kindly give her 5minutes to show up



3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3 hours with you; she had barely spent 45mins, and starts heading towards the door when she notices your boxers is having a different shape, she says “my mom should be expecting me by now cos I told her I wouldn’t stay long”.

4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine paid me a visit. She entered into my room and refused to sit on the chair or bed. Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree; oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree; oyah sit down on top rug den, she no gree oooo… Could you believe this lady said she was comfortable and stood for nearly 30 minutes.

5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for the toilet, saying she wanted to change her pad. Immediately, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him original Bsc certificate for inside gutter.

6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In watching A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on the movie as if they are writing their final year exam.

7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell you that you are the first guy that she will be stepping her feet into his room. This is to signal to you that courtesy demands you don’t initiate sex.

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys [read & Laugh Out Loud] by forandy(m): 9:50am On Sep 01, 2015
It's alright undecided....bt ermmm...that number 7 sha...could be some sort of a green light lipsrsealed
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys [read & Laugh Out Loud] by Nobody: 9:51am On Sep 01, 2015
Hmmm
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys [read & Laugh Out Loud] by jaey(m): 9:52am On Sep 01, 2015
The pic is to help generate traffic to the thread undecided
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys [read & Laugh Out Loud] by LaurelP(m): 9:54am On Sep 01, 2015
Clap for yourself

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys [read & Laugh Out Loud] by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 9:55am On Sep 01, 2015
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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys [read & Laugh Out Loud] by faithugo64(f): 9:59am On Sep 01, 2015
she would come visiting with several layers of clothing incase you try to force her,you go remove clothe tire,even before you go successfully remove everything,she go don bite your powerhouse,dey chew your balls like chewing gum


tight jean - tight - bum short - cotton pant - g string



na joke ooo



guy if she no want am,she no want am.no force am
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys [read & Laugh Out Loud] by donholy28(m): 10:08am On Sep 01, 2015
faithugo64:
she would come visiting with several layers of clothing incase you try to force her,you go remove clothe tire,even before you go successfully remove everything,she go don bite your powerhouse,dey chew your balls like chewing gum


tight jean - tight - bum short - cotton pant - g string



na joke ooo



guy if she no want am,she no want am.no force am
Jesus Nne nawah for u o
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys [read & Laugh Out Loud] by faithugo64(f): 10:12am On Sep 01, 2015
donholy28:
Jesus Nne nawah for u o
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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys [read & Laugh Out Loud] by DJstrawberry: 10:15am On Sep 01, 2015
While these are all concise points somewhat, I believe the first thing to do is to be hospitable to any type of visiting girl on her 1st visit


However U have to MAKE A MOVE on the 1ST DATE of any one U find yourself sexually interested in,

This will lead to a situation whereby she knows U aren't posing as just a friend + her reaction would help U determine if she's even worth ur time talk less of coming back to the house.

Its then U'll get green light or one of this discussed 10 points, which at this point means U have done well!

So really its not about the excuses the Girls give to Boys but what the boys did to provoke this responses.

So guys with practise, U can make these babes think about the above 10 but not say it

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