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What Some Guys Do On The ATM Machine (funny) by Jenny1010(f): 10:04am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Some guys are really funny ooo When they are making use of the cash dispenser machine (ATM), and a lady comes and stood behind waiting for him to rap up , so she can use the machine. If the guy is withdrawing a huge amount, you see him position in a way that will make you see the money coming out. But when he is withdrawing a small amount like 2000, he will block the machine to make sure you don't see the money coming out. But one thing these guys fail to know is that, with the sound of the ATM machine, we can know how much you withdrew. Huge amount make sound like "Whoooooooooooooooooop!" before coming out, while a small amount make sound like "whop!". Na so one guy withdrew "whop" finish, he came up to me in the queue, and said "bab! Give me your number, cus I will love to spend the huge money I just withdrew with you". I just replied him, "Guy, you just withdrew 2000k, why not you manage it well". The guy shock on how I knew. Its all for laugh ooo All you ruddy guys who come to posts looking for soft skin to bully; keep off |
Re: What Some Guys Do On The ATM Machine (funny) by Mutuwa(m): 10:08am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Jenny1010: Good morning. |
Re: What Some Guys Do On The ATM Machine (funny) by saaedlee: 10:10am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Babe bia, this your English funny pass wetin u write about ooo, anyway I understand, which part of 9ja u from sef? Ke kwanu? 1 Like |
Re: What Some Guys Do On The ATM Machine (funny) by Jenny1010(f): 10:14am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Mutuwa: Good Morning to you too |
Re: What Some Guys Do On The ATM Machine (funny) by Nobody: 10:17am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Jenny1010:Why were you looking at his money? |
Re: What Some Guys Do On The ATM Machine (funny) by Jenny1010(f): 10:19am On Sep 03, 2015 |
saaedlee: I thought you would lead by example by addressing me with Queen's English, but here you are spewing pidgin. |
Re: What Some Guys Do On The ATM Machine (funny) by pato405(m): 10:31am On Sep 03, 2015 |
'Whooooooooooop' or 'whop' ...it's all your mindset. You prolly pay inordinate attention to other people's money and body language at ATMs, why don't you simply channel such attention to better things? |
Re: What Some Guys Do On The ATM Machine (funny) by JbravoAdodger(m): 11:59am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Ok Jenny from the block.... I would nvr show a naija babe my money bcuz thy would quickly calculate how to acquire 90 percent... Sorry if I sound bitter, I hve plenty personal experiences.. Cute puppy tho |
Re: What Some Guys Do On The ATM Machine (funny) by Angelou(m): 2:19pm On Sep 03, 2015 |
There's a popular Yoruba Adage which says "there are three types of people who comes to the market - the first category comes to buy, the second comes to sell, and the third came to view whats going on without a defined mission" the same is applicable to Banks... I thinnk u fall into category 3 öP #MyOpinionTho' |
Re: What Some Guys Do On The ATM Machine (funny) by mytime24(f): 11:01pm On Sep 03, 2015 |
Whoooooooooooooop nd whop Hahaha, dat's 1 Like |
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