*Toyinrayo:

Oyato, stop flirting, I dnt want MissyB after me. She be my paddy, you know

wow. .didn't think anyone would remember. .haven't been on nland in ages (infact, I think these are my first posts this year). .

Ok. .do u have the G1? We could swap phones, and see which one is actually better. .

oYaTo:

wow. .didn't think anyone would remember. .haven't been on nland in ages (infact, I think these are my first posts this year). .

Ok. .do u have the G1? We could swap phones, and see which one is actually better. .

LOL, how I go fit forget you? Neva, baby Welcome back

No, am deciding between a G1 and some other phones, reason for the thread

*Toyinrayo:

LOL, how I go fit forget you? Neva, baby Welcome back

hmm. .callin' anoda woman husband "baby"?

wait a min. .abi she don hook up with anoda bobo?

by the way. .are u by any chance single?

oYaTo:

hmm. .callin' anoda woman husband "baby"?

wait a min. .abi she don hook up with anoda bobo?

by the way. .are u by any chance single?

She's not your wife, she's my wife (no, am not a lesbo)

She hooked up with my bro

Depends on whose asking

*Toyinrayo:

no, am not a lesbo

hmm. .u sure? the three of us could "investigate" behind closed doors. .

*Toyinrayo:

She hooked up with my bro

wish them happy married life. .

*Toyinrayo:

Depends on whose asking

how far now? u wan make i use all mouth explain to u, haba. . not surprised anyway. .18-year old daddy's pet. .

and the thread begins to get derailed. . .

18 years old? hell nah

Boy, I am old enough to be your wife, your dominatrix. . . .SO watch am o

LOL, behind closed doors, not me and you

Yea, no derailing

*Toyinrayo:

Boy, I am old enough to be your wife, your dominatrix. . . .SO watch am o

hmm. .i like the sound of that. .

*Toyinrayo:

LOL, behind closed doors, not me and you

Of course, not me and you, but the three of us! The more the merrier

netotse:

and the thread begins to get derailed. . .

bros no mind d girl. .na phone i wan discuss, she turn am into 3some talk. .

oYaTo:

hmm. .i like the sound of that. .

Of course, not me and you, but the three of us! The more the merrier


bros no mind d girl. .na phone i wan discuss, she turn am into 3some talk. .

Ok, back to phones
Were you lying about the girl wanting to check out your iPhone?
She be ara oko? New commers from the village

no seriously. .

I was watching "Grey's Anatomy" before the flight took off, and she came over and asked me to switch it off. .

After the plane was in the air she told me I could switch it back on and she kinda hung round a little making small talk, then she left before it was too obvious to her collegues. .

Then a few minutes before the plane landed she asked me to switch it off in preparation for landing, and that was when she asked me to come to the back of the plane. .

*Toyinrayo:

She be ara oko?

Girl u sure say u sef no be "ara oko"? cos "it takes one to recognise the other". .

Admit it. .the phone dey trip an average naija person. .i no say e trip me when i first see am. .yes, i be ara oko

Silk, na toast be this abi na phone issue girl, only you you gather dem

pls you guys summary now. which is better? so she can get it as i'm waiting for her.

*Hauwa*:

Silk, na toast be this abi na phone issue girl, only you you gather dem

pls you guys summary now. which is better? so she can get it as i'm waiting for her.

No mind that girl, I come to this thread thinking I fit learn about Iphone but all I see is silk flirting with all the bobos

oYaTo:

no seriously. .

I was watching "Grey's Anatomy" before the flight took off, and she came over and asked me to switch it off. .

After the plane was in the air she told me I could switch it back on and she kinda hung round a little making small talk, then she left before it was too obvious to her collegues. .

Then a few minutes before the plane landed she asked me to switch it off in preparation for landing, and that was when she asked me to come to the back of the plane. .

Girl u sure say u sef no be "ara oko"? cos "it takes one to recognise the other". .

Admit it. .the phone dey trip an average naija person. .i no say e trip me when i first see am. .yes, i be ara oko

am speechless, now I believe you. Ara oko united

But phones cant get me

*Hauwa*:

Silk, na toast be this abi na phone issue girl, only you you gather dem

pls you guys summary now. which is better? so she can get it as i'm waiting for her.

No be toast o na communication


ah ahn, u be the oldest, but it and tell me at it

OgidiBoy:


No mind that girl, I come to this thread thinking I fit learn about Iphone but all I see is silk flirting with all the bobos

ke? no o

*Toyinrayo:

am speechless, now I believe you. Ara oko united

awa ni yen

*Toyinrayo:

But phones cant get me

hey Toyin, frank talk. .what if I buy you the G1, u go gree 4 me?

do you have to ask, just buy and mail it jo 

Silk, check ya mailbox 

oYaTo:

awa ni yen

hey Toyin, frank talk. .what if I buy you the G1, u go gree 4 me?

Actually, I take this as an insult

I get my own money o. . . .but you can buy me a jet plane

*Hauwa*:

do you have to ask, just buy it and mail it jo

Silk, check ya mailbox

pix is up. going to take it off

Check. . . .ohh, Hauwa sent me a "I loff you" email. Woman, I no do

jet plane ko, canoe ni. .wa pe nibe. .

why dem dey call u "Silk"?

na ur pikin dey dat pic?

@ toyin


SEE YOUR YANSH LIKE JET PLANE, WHO DASH MONKEY

lol, i was actually refering to Mr. Oyato sending the GI. abeg o i no sabi do am 

oYaTo:

jet plane ko, canoe ni. .wa pe nibe. .

why dem dey call u "Silk"?

na ur pikin dey dat pic?

Hauwa, see this one already dey fear the pikin

That's my cousin, too young to have a baby, darl

They call me silk cause am silkyyyyyy

I want a jet plane o, that's the only way to get me

OgidiBoy:

@ toyin


SEE YOUR YANSH LIKE JET PLANE, WHO DASH MONKEY

Gorilla dash monkey
am monkey, you be gorilla

*Hauwa*:

lol, i was actually refering to Mr. Oyato sending the GI. abeg o i no sabi do am

ehrrm he doesn't have my email o, no mind am

why i no go fear pikin

but shey na u dey d pic?

throw me ur email make we yarn beta away from all these prying eyez o. .my addy dey my profile. .

oYaTo:

why i no go fear pikin

but shey na u dey d pic?

throw me ur email make we yarn beta away from all these prying eyez o. .my addy dey my profile. .

LOL, that's not me. . . .you're hitting on my best friend. cheiii!!
She always gets them

I go tell her

@ Ebony,

Give the bobo your email nah which kind of shakara you dey do

Instigator!

That's my friend(MissyB)'s husband

And soooo! what missyb don't know won't hurt her

*Toyinrayo:

LOL, that's not me. . . .you're hitting on my best friend. cheiii!!

why u dey put her pic 4 ur profile in the first place. .u sure say u no be lesbzzz. .

no use dat one as excuse. .drop me an email. .

*Toyinrayo:

That's my friend(MissyB)'s husband  

not anymore. .I'm free now. .you made sure of that by fixing her up with ur bro. .

OgidiBoy:

And soooo! what missyb don't know won't hurt her

u b correct person jare!

Her pix is up there cuz she's carrying my cousin. ah ahn. . . . .

Ok, wait o, I'll drop you an email


@Ogidi
Just say you want the email too. . . .Instigator!

*Toyinrayo:

Her pix is up there cuz she's carrying my cousin. ah ahn. . . . .

Ok, wait o, I'll drop you an email


@Ogidi
Just say you want the email too. . . .Instigator!

How many times will I tell you we are cousins I already have your email, your kid sister gave it to me last year remember?

oYaTo:

why u dey put her pic 4 ur profile in the first place. .u sure say u no be lesbzzz. .

no use dat one as excuse. .drop me an email. .

not anymore. .I'm free now. .you made sure of that by fixing her up with ur bro. .


u b correct person jare!

Thank you my brother, just remember I fit organize for you.

You be omo mallah, I be yoruba. . . .how we fit be cousins?

What's my email?

Eyin people, i gaz comot. .it's past my bedtime. .

It's been fun catchin' up with nland, and esp that 18-year old gal. .