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| Things To Do Today by ammamat(f): 1:52pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
I don’t want to do the dishes, I don’t want to do the wash, I sprinkled clothes a week ago And now my iron is lost! I don’t wanna clean the pots, I don’t wanna rattle pans, I wanna read my e-mail, And chat with all my friends! The table needs some dusting and the floor could sure be mopped, But I know if I get started There’ll be no place to stop. The closets are so full Things are falling off the shelves, I wish for cleaning fairies And magic laundry elves! They could sprinkle fairy dust And twitch their little nose, And the windows would be sparkling And I’d have no dirty clothes. I don’t know what I’m saying, My head is in the sky, I must cook that meat that’s graying And bake that apple pie! My husband needs a flea bath, The dog needs some attention… Oh, the other way around I mean! My brain is in suspension! I am running round in circles, I am getting nothing done, I keep thinking of the internet, I’m missing all the fun! I know I’m not addicted Though I hear that all the time, But I guess this stuff will have to wait, Cause today I’ll be ON LINE!!
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| Re: Things To Do Today by romsky: 2:11pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
na definition of laziness |
| Re: Things To Do Today by Lolabbey: 2:17pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
dis wan na poem abi wetin |
| Re: Things To Do Today by Ben13: 2:24pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
this place is now a refuse bin for nairaland mods abi? this is not a joke na. dani! |
| Re: Things To Do Today by romsky: 2:30pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
no tu shout dani dey serve him siesta |
| Re: Things To Do Today by benedictac(f): 2:46pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
na wa for una oh no encoragement at all |
| Re: Things To Do Today by romsky: 2:48pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
ur condition pass encouragement matter |
| Re: Things To Do Today by sholabanke(m): 2:51pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
all of u go carry ur book and do u hav any assignment for the weekend? |
| Re: Things To Do Today by benedictac(f): 2:52pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
as for ya, i reserve my comments |
| Re: Things To Do Today by Lolabbey: 2:54pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
beta |
| Re: Things To Do Today by AnthonyKil(m): 2:57pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
Is this even funny?  |
| Re: Things To Do Today by sholabanke(m): 2:58pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
alpha |
| Re: Things To Do Today by benedictac(f): 3:02pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
then make it funny teacher AnthonyKil: |
| Re: Things To Do Today by sholabanke(m): 3:05pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
let him make it funny then |
| Re: Things To Do Today by romsky: 3:06pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
no mind d unregistered tatafo |
| Re: Things To Do Today by benedictac(f): 3:08pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
who told u that he is a confirmed PHd in tatafoing |
| Re: Things To Do Today by Ben13: 3:13pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
non-sense him  |
| Re: Things To Do Today by benedictac(f): 3:19pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
follower of u |
| Re: Things To Do Today by ammamat(f): 3:20pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
if is not fuuny, then u can add up something to make it funny |
| Re: Things To Do Today by Ben13: 3:26pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
please modify. |
| Re: Things To Do Today by sholabanke(m): 3:27pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
u don make this guy run like person wey mad man dey pursue wit cutlass |
| Re: Things To Do Today by Lolabbey: 3:29pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
wht is it abt funny sef,abeg mak person rest jare |
| Re: Things To Do Today by sholabanke(m): 3:33pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
okay rest ma |
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