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| Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by decatalyst(m): 1:33pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
We do have different relationship experiences, including the intimacy aspect. For me, I think the experience from an ex makes me liken her to a Motorola phone. You know why?  She looks 'strong' and classy but before u say you are Into the 'thing', her battery just makes that annoying sound of a phone going to sleep!   Lets hear yours 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by lekjons(m): 1:48pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
iphone 6, very classy, and loves money 1 Like |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by Nobody: 2:07pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
samsung....so cool buh |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by faith551(m): 2:09pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Samsung galaxy s7 |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by Nobody: 2:12pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Iphone6+ **in jidenna's voice**he's a classic man!! |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by falconey(m): 2:13pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
SAGEM |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by myqel(m): 2:19pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Nokia 3310... very strong on bed and her battery dey last well well God bless those who produce Alomo, osomo, kerewa,baby oku and co....tramadol, Vega and viagra also come to mind 1 Like |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by petux(m): 2:28pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Techno D5 ...she is good @ d beginning buh got worse coz d hoes ain't loyal 2 Likes |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by CHARLEH(m): 2:29pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Gold Plated iPhone 6...jez that we aren't destined together! 1 Like |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by jonaifame22(m): 2:54pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
NKECHI- nokia 3310 very durable endured wth me thru thick and thin doesn't require much from, i love her very mch, DAMI, bb curve 2 she's very strong and active but she's loved and wanted by many like say she be Q5 VICTORIA, nokia ,N70 very beautiful gal wth front and back camera, if u know wat I mean, SOPHIA,nokia torchlight she's very cute and smallish and easy to carry and twist on the bed she can kiss a dead man back to life. TOPE, nokia express music, she can sing and and she no dey taya for sex because her battery no dey die. Anytime wey she dey come my house I dey make sure sey I eat well and extra food dey house for refuelling, Infact make I stop here I wan go cook b4 some people go call me womaniser. |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by olamigbemi(f): 2:58pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Tank God u self know say u be womaniser jonaifame22: 2 Likes |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by Nobody: 3:02pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
ex? fone? |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by Nobody: 3:05pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Iphone7+ 1 Like |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by jonaifame22(m): 3:07pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
olamigbemi:I'm not a womaniser,I'm just a man without so many women around me. |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by Matttthew(m): 5:05pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
I don't have any as at now.....  Yes I had an Ex She is an IPhone...... Loves Money |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by Nobody: 5:32pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
my ex. ha! A phone is a good attribute to be used to qualify her. she was a diesel generator.... always nagging.................... # gegegegege... u know whraamean? 1 Like |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by Fernandowski(m): 6:28pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
A wristwatch type of phone Cus she is always there when I need her |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by slimmyjimmy(m): 6:50pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Infinix . Hot |
| Re: Describe Your Ex With A Phone. by decatalyst(m): 9:35pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
To those saying their ex or lover is like iPhone 7+, are u stylishly telling us he or she is just in your dreams? |
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