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| Top Weird Reasons Young People Go To Church by adonbilivit: 7:52am On Sep 06, 2015 |
straight to the point: 1. To fulfill all righteousness: these are people that go to church just because every other person goes. He does not want to look odd 2. To look for a wife: some people go to church to look for wife materials. they are always on the look out for "GOD fearing" beautiful girls. 3. To show off: yes o! some folks go to church just to show off their newly bought car, shoes, gowns, walking stick, chain, scalf, etc. this group of people can go in and out of the church ten times before the end of service just so everybody gets to see them 4. To meet their girlfriend's condition: yes o! some Nigerian girls want church going men. they will never say yes to the guy if he is not an ardent church goer. the girls dont really want u to be born again coz they will eventually ask for sex in the relationship, just be a church goer. u can even sleep with her on Saturday night and u too would stroll to church like sister Mary and brother John the next day. 5. Deadly nightmare: some people are in church just due to the fear of the nightmare they had. 6. For connections: this group of people are job seekers. they only go to churches where rich people abound. you will see them socializing after church service just to sheepishly know if any of the rich is capable and willing to help them. Add yours |
| Re: Top Weird Reasons Young People Go To Church by Perfectwazobia: 7:53am On Sep 06, 2015 |
To worship God 1 Like |
| Re: Top Weird Reasons Young People Go To Church by NeduLuiZ(m): 7:55am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Am a victim of #1  |
| Re: Top Weird Reasons Young People Go To Church by adonbilivit: 7:59am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Perfectwazobia:how is going to church to worship God weird? did u even read d headline? |
| Re: Top Weird Reasons Young People Go To Church by marshalcarter: 8:04am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lol The phn chargers OP is one of dem |
| Re: Top Weird Reasons Young People Go To Church by IamLEGEND1: 8:04am On Sep 06, 2015 |
To pass away time before the Premier league super sunday kicks off. 1 Like |
| Re: Top Weird Reasons Young People Go To Church by marshalcarter: 8:05am On Sep 06, 2015 |
adonbilivit: help me ask the duduyemi oo |
| Re: Top Weird Reasons Young People Go To Church by 175(m): 8:13am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Guilty of #1 lol God abeg forgive me ooo. . .in Jesus name, Amen! |
| Re: Top Weird Reasons Young People Go To Church by Drkul(f): 8:18am On Sep 06, 2015 |
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| Re: Top Weird Reasons Young People Go To Church by zinachidi(m): 8:24am On Sep 06, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:lol, now thats hilarious,, especially, those man utd early 12pm kickoff,, i'm a victim too.. |
| Re: Top Weird Reasons Young People Go To Church by yhermmie(f): 8:30am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Funny list |
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