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Thou Shall Not Fornicate by soi(m): 5:10pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
My friend opened a ministry, using a snippet from the Bible as the name. But he soon regretted his decision to order office supplies over the phone. When his stationery arrived, it bore the letterhead "For the works of the Flesh are fornication, Perish." Culled fro rd http://africancomedy.ning.com A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen." The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord" and went for a ride. When he wanted to stop for lunch, he said, "Amen." He took off again, saying, "Praise the Lord." The horse started going toward the edge of a cliff. The preacher got excited and said, "Whoa!" Then he remembered and said, "Amen," and the horse stopped at the edge of the cliff. The preacher was so relieved and grateful that he looked up to heaven and said, "Praise the Lord!" The horse jumped of the cliff Culled fro rd http://africancomedy.ning.com A little girls dream "Daddy," said my 11-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army." "Baby," I answered, "I think the Air Force would be a better option for you." "But I don't want to be a pilot." "You don't have to be a pilot," I told her. "There are other jobs in the Air Force." Her answer: "I don't want to be a flight attendant either." http://africancomedy.ning.com |
Re: Thou Shall Not Fornicate by larayat(f): 5:39pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
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