DECLARATION OF ASSETS.
Since our president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very important for me to declare mine too as a good citizen... and it goes thus:
1. 5 pairs trousers.
2. 10 T-shirts., 6 long sleave, 9, short sleave
3. 1 LG LED T.v
4. 1 bathroom slippers.
5. Two shoes.
6. 2 palms slippers
7. 1 tooth brush, 1 tooth paste (oral b).
8. 2 Bucket
9. One external hard disk 
10. One cup of a cream.
11. Two GSM (Android and Nokia torch).
12. 2 rubber of gari Nd rice with my provision set
13. 2 pairs of suits (my matric and my convocation) 
14. 3 pots 
15. 6 spoons and 6 plates. Incase of visitors
16. One rechargeable light
17. One gas cylinder
18. One gallon for buying of water
19. One medicated glasses ( concave ) 
20. 5 girl friends
22. 4 banana boxerṣ and 6 chase deer polo
23. An account in GTB, UBA, FIRST BANK, UNION and STANBIC with #1000 balance in all. Also #970 in my wallet, 
24. A 3.5G modem
25.my NYSC kit 
26.a mobile wardrobe 
27.one insecticide treated mosquito net

I Don declare all na assets oooo
DECLEAR YOURS NOW!!!

declare your assets as a bloody civilian with no political power and risk being kidnapped for a ransom. the only asset I am declaring is my moniker on nairaland. I own adonbilivit

adonbilivit:
i

so na only 'i' u get for this life eh kwa?

Number 20 is actually liability