There are 10 types of people in the bank

1. Im-Behind-You People: these type of people will just come to d bank, immediately dey will book space in d queue and go to far to write in d withdrawal or deposit booklet, some will even go and sit down and balance, until wen dey r d nxt den dey will quickly entet d line, making the queue longer and confusing people.

2. The Pen Borrowers: these kind of people, dey will never come frm dia house to d bank with biro, dey must find someone to giv dem biros and if u, d giver, forget to collect it back, dey will run away with it.

3. The professional writers: these kind of people will quickly collect withdrawal slip, enter d queue and start writing, without any wedge support. And dey will hav d worst hand writing in d withdrawal book that the counter people cannot be able to read.

4. The Shoulder-Up People: these kind of people will bring bunch of money, instead of them to hold it down normal way or put it in d lylon, dey will be in d queue, holding it up and obviously showing d rest people in d queue, let dem knw dat his level is high and they will be carrying their shoulders up (if u look at those people very well and spy into their deposit slip, u might see something like Name of Account: Landlord Femi)

5. The Senseless People: these kind of people, at d ATM, will knw fully well that d people waiting to withdraw money at d ATM are much, he/she will withdraw like 50k and start counting it der to be complete b4 dey leave the machine, thereby wasting other people's time. (Maybe if d money is not complete, they might quarrel or fight the machine)

6. Show-off People (mostly girls) : these kind of people will enter the queue, wen dey see fyn boys, they will quickly bring out their expensive phones and be pressing nonsense, showing u that dia phones are unique and costly. If u stay till wen she wants to withdraw, u might see that she is withdrawing N1,500

7. The Complainers: these are d people that have no knowledge abt computer, wen network slightly goes off, they will be d first to complain bitterly, raising all sorts of abuses, insulting the counter people, as if the counter people r there playing whot.

8. The Sickness Lovers: these kind of people mostly women, wen dey come to d bank and see too much queue, they will dash demselves sickness and complain to the counters that they r just coming from the hospital (and d time is 8 o clock oo) so that dey will quickly be attended to.

9. The Lukmans: Lol, these kind of people mostly d guys, they will come to d bank and start looking at ladies' Asses, if they sight one biggest one, they will go and ask her for biro, frm der talk don start. God bless u if she waits for u after withdrawal. Lmao

10. The Date Forgeters: these kind of people will go to the bank without knowing todays date, dey r d ones always asking "bros abeg wetin be todays date?"

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The TV viewers

The hurry hurry pipu: Dem no wnt delay at all

The bank staff toasters: Guys r guilty of dis, maybe there is a hot female banker attending d queues, wen it gets 2 d guy's turn e strts flirting wit d lady

The noise makers: Their quarrel starts from the gatekeepers, to the bank doors, to the customers, to the counter, and won't withdraw more than 1k. They even repeat the process while going out.

Lolz..am guilty of The Pen Borrowers part. But op I no dey carry am run o.