The Hardest Rat - Jokes Etc - Nairaland
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / The Hardest Rat (1735 Views)
When People In Lagos Mainland Saw A Lassa Fever-carrying Rat(pic) / Hilarious: This Is The Hardest Ten Seconds In Life, Do You Agree Photo / Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? (2) (3) (4)
| The Hardest Rat by tripdizle(m): 7:53pm On Oct 04, 2006 |
I woke up one Saturday morning, after a hard night of drinking, with a serious hangover only to overhear two rats casually discussing in my room. The first announced triumphantly 'you dis weak man, yesterday you know say na me eat all the fish for on top all those gum traps for the house!'. In an effort to prove tougher, the other rat replied 'na that one una do? Shioo!! I dey use the rat trap as swing!'. As the first rat was thinking up something else to brag about, out from one other corner came another rat's voice. 'See dis weak dodos as dem dey talk'. I turned to see and there stood this rat in a waist coat and a comb in it's hands. He then proudly announced 'Una no know say na me give the cat for the next house belle! |
| Re: The Hardest Rat by Jasiel(f): 5:39am On Oct 07, 2006 |
I must commend u trip. Iv read like 3 of ur jokes and they were all funny. Thank u and keep it up |
| Re: The Hardest Rat by echowords(m): 10:32pm On Oct 08, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d men dat was funny
|
| Re: The Hardest Rat by Alexos(m): 9:35am On Oct 09, 2006 |
I fear you Oh trip dizle, na your house all this dey take place and u still have the guts to remain in that house?    LOL That was a nice peice of Joke dude. Very funny   |
| Re: The Hardest Rat by tripdizle(m): 3:31pm On Oct 13, 2006 |
we'll be relocating very soon  |
| Re: The Hardest Rat by daviespan(m): 6:59pm On Oct 17, 2006 |
just dont let the rats hear you, cos they might follow. they seemed to be having a nice time with you around trip dizle: |
| Re: The Hardest Rat by tripdizle(m): 7:12pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
it's a secret stuff |
(1) (Reply)
England Shirt / Funny Planet / Valentine Jokes
(Go Up)
| Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 12 |