Today’s post is a bit controversial.
Before I go on, have it at the back of
your mind I don’t mean to scare or
offend the menfolk. It would be nice if
they heed to my advice anyway. Hehe
Lucky me! Whenever I go out, something
weird happens that inspires me to write.
On my way back from church yesterday,
I stopped by a junction to get a cab.
Five minutes gone and no cab in sight.
I felt someone pat my back and called me
my wife in a strange tone.
As I turned to admonish the person, lo
and behold it was a mad man.
He was not just mad, he was naked! He
was not just naked, his manhood was
fully erect!
They say in times of danger, never
underestimate your inner strength. Now
I truly believe all those stuffs Jet Li does
in movies are not film tricks!!!
I saw myself do worse.
Before I could say God forbid, I was on
the other side of the road without my
shoes. I didn’t walk or run across, I flew!
Danger gave me wings!
What threw me off balance was his gun
looking penis. The mad man was as dark
as Akon so you can imagine the trauma
my eyes went through.
This incident arouse my curiosity.
Why do all mad men have big penis? I
am no pervert but that’s the first thing I
look out for when I see a naked mad
man and believe me, this wild breed of
humans have never disappointed me.
Its a pity watching them walk from
dump site to dump site with their
scrotum bigger than their bags of trash.
Jokes aside, I have never seen a naked
mad man with a small penis. Its either
they are out there but shy to let it loose
or the mad men with big dicks conspired
amongst themselves and killed the small
dick ones because they are a disgrace to
the society for mad men.
You feel me?
In case you are wondering how they
ended up mad, yours truly did a little
investigation and my inferences are
better explained in the story below…
Once upon a time, these men were once
sane. They had girlfriends like others,
had nice rides, they wore suit&tie etc.
One day, they stripped in front of a
mirror and they liked what they saw.
They told themselves
”I am the baddest guy ever liveth. This
my equipment is too long/ too large for
just one girl to enjoy, I have to get her a
helper(s)”
And so the big penis sane man goes out
and chases everything in skirt.
The heartbroken faithful girlfriend soon
realises her boyfriend has refused to zip
down for only her and the toilet.
She lies down naked and puts a curse on
her boyfriend. (we girls do that a lot.
Hehe)
A few days later, the curse takes its effect
and another #teambigdick mad man is
released into the streets.
From this my short story, I have been
able to drawn the following facts.
1. The moment a guy starts letting his
penis control his brain, madness is just
whistling around the corner. All that
unused mental energy will one day
explode. When that happens, the sane
man throws caution into the wind and
run into the streets naked. (beginning of
madness)
2. All things being equal, the bigger a
man’s penis, the higher the chances of
him ending up mad.
(I think I saw this in Aristotle’s diary)
3. Most of the mad men on the streets
don’t need a psychiatric hospital or TB
Joshua to deliver them because they are
cursed. The family of the mad man needs
to find his ex girlfriend(s) and beg her/
them for forgiveness on his behalf.
4. Every time a guy cheats on his
faithful, God fearing girlfriend, he is one
orgasm closer to getting mad.
5. If you are a man with a big penis and
you know its difficult to padlock that
monstrous meat (MEANING YOU GONNA
BE MAD SOMEDAY). Cut it off!
You can always pee via a catheter.
Even Mathew 5:30 says if your right
hands causes you to sin, cut it off.
A tool that does less work than your right
hand does not deserve such leniency.
Girls, next time you suspect your
#teambigdick boyfriend cheating on you,
take him to the nearest dump site and
tell him that’s where his colleagues are.


Who else agrees with her? naijasinglegirl na another thing o

www.naijasinglegirl.com/hey-mr-bigdick-read-this/

*sighs*

well said buti don't believe the phrase "legal girlfriend" God only recognise wife qnd husband and not boyfriend n girlfriend cos it's not written in any holy books... wherever there is a girlfriend or boyfriend fornication takes place. ...abi no be so?

OP you dey madt sha!

What if a lady cheats on a God fearing man?

BraniacX:
OP you dey madt sha!

so you get very long d.ck be careful o no use am anyhow before you run mad

Nsg? What happened to ur other moniker? So peeps who have small d1cks should be dancing and are permitted to sleep around and the hefty down below should be faithful?

emerged01:


so you get very long d.ck be careful o no use am anyhow before you run mad

I get inexhaustible supply of sane-o-pril which i pop before every **** so no shakings here

From this totally worthless write up this is what I deduce
You like big dicks
Unfortunately your spec is mostly on mad men

tobimillar:
Nsg? What happened to ur other moniker? So peeps who have small d1cks should be dancing and are permitted to sleep around and the hefty down below should be faithful?

not nsg o. I read this article from her website and decided to share it.

emerged01:


not nsg o. I read this article from her website and decided to share it.

And my second question?

tobimillar:

And my second question?

hmmm,I believe most people with big dick think with their dixck. They appear to be the most unfaithful ones while the small dick guys are the shy ones. going by this fact, I can conclude that the most small dick peeps are the most faithful people due to their shyness.