Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,208,064 members, 8,001,346 topics. Date: Wednesday, 13 November 2024 at 09:15 AM

CLOCKS - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / CLOCKS (1228 Views)

Hilarious Lie Clocks @ Heaven / Lie-clocks / Man U Clocks Thier Nineteenth League Title! (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

CLOCKS by Nobody: 3:27pm On Oct 27, 2005
A truck driver is driving down the road, when he
sees a large sign that says CLOCKS.

He pulls over to the side of the road, runs into
the store, and whips his dick out and slams it on
the counter.

Calmly, the store attendent explains, 'Sorry,
sir, the sign outside says CLOCKS, not COCKS.'
The truck driver says, 'Yea. I know - just put
two hands and a face on it, and I'll be happy!'
Re: CLOCKS by hotangel2(f): 3:56am On Oct 28, 2005
cheesy cheesy
Re: CLOCKS by Nobody: 3:20pm On Oct 28, 2005
wow
Re: CLOCKS by Maneater1(f): 1:21pm On Jan 23, 2007
perv lipsrsealed

(1) (Reply)

Attitudes / The Type Of Men Women Fall For: / Gist

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 6
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.