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<<<akpors#d#smoker>>> by Playwhizard(m): 12:33pm On Sep 10, 2015
EKAITE: do u smoke?


Akpos:yes


Ekaite:how many packs a day?


Akpos:jst 3 packs


Ekaite:how much per pack?


Akpos:#200 only..it's a token,you know


Ekaite:nd how lng av u been smokin?


Akpors:Not quite long,jst 15yrs ago



Ekaite:so,one pack cost #200 nd u smoke 3packs a day,wich puts your spendin each month at #18,000 nd in 1 yr it wud b #216000 i'm i correct?



Akpors:Very correct!



Ekaite:If in one yr u spend #216000 nt accountin 4 inflatn,d past 15yrs put ur spendin at ova #3000000 m i correct?



Akpors:Correct!



Ekaite:do u no dat if u hadnt smoke,dat money cud have bin put in a step-up interest savings account nd afta accountin 4 compound interest 4 d past 15 yrs,u cud ave easily bought a brand new range rover HSE sport car.



Akpors:Hmmmn agreed! Smokin is wasteful nd bad 4 my health...i av a questn..jst one questn 4 u...do u smoke?




Ekaite:No i dnt..GOD 4bid



Akpors:final answer?



Ekaite:I said no..capital NO..i dnt smoke




Akpors:so where is ur Range rover?

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