INSTALLING HUSBAND! A GOOD ADVICE THO!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support... Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from 'Boyfriend 5.0' to 'Husband 1.0' and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under 'Boyfriend 5.0.' In addition, 'Husband 1.0' uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 'Romance 9.5' and 'Personal Attention 6.5', and then installed undesirable programs such as 'NEWS 5.0', 'MONEY 3.0' and 'Football 4.1'. 'Conversation 8.0' no longer runs, and 'House cleaning 2.6' simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running 'Nagging 5.3' to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, ___________________________ REPLY: DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, 'Boyfriend 5.0' is an Entertainment Package, while 'Husband 1.0' is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download 'Tears 6.2' and do not forget to install the 'Guilt 3.0' update. If that application works as designed, 'Husband1.0' should then automatically run the applications 'Jewellery 2.0' and 'Flowers 3.5'. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause 'Husband 1.0' to default to 'Silence 2.5'. Please note that 'Silence 2.5' is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother- In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the 'Boyfriend 5.0' program. These are unsupported applications and will crash 'Husband 1.0'. In summary, 'Husband 1.0' is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 6.0,showing of luv 7.0,humble 8.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Wife! Technical suppo