I swia some naija girls dey very funny.
Something just reminded me of this naija girl I used to see way back then.
When we plan to go and do something, she would always ask me last minute to remind her of things I already texted her about e.g. movement plans.

One day, she did it again and I decided to catch her by calling her. Just so she doesn't have time to think of a good lie (which is basically what happens when you try to question a bich by text), I called her and asked "Yo why don't you just scroll the heck up?".
True nuff the dummy couldn't come up with a good lie fast enough. She then proceeds to tell me that she always deletes her text messages to clean up her inbox because at times it becomes overloaded.

Omo They didn't need to tell me twice before I ran O.
Who deletes text messages of plans with a guy you are planning to do things with unless your waka no straight?
And then actually trying to present this as some sort of logically valid reason LMAO.

Females and logic are not friends

Meet the others who backup text messages from 2003

Memory cards, online stores and all...
I trust myself sha.

If i wan talk rubbish, ill do it face to face..

Cos i dont want any incriminating evidence when i run for presidency in 2027.

Wetin dis op sef dey yarn... Writing to himself only

Huh