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| Dumbest Excuse You Had To Give For Something You Never Wanted To Do? by MemphisDepay(m): 10:49pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Share your experience. |
| Re: Dumbest Excuse You Had To Give For Something You Never Wanted To Do? by ladyF(f): 10:50pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Thinking.... |
| Re: Dumbest Excuse You Had To Give For Something You Never Wanted To Do? by witnezHD(m): 10:51pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
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| Re: Dumbest Excuse You Had To Give For Something You Never Wanted To Do? by Nobody: 10:52pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
My girlfriend cheated on me and here was the excuse
"I DIDN'T KNOW HOW IT ALL HAPPENED, I JUST DISCOVER WE WERE HAVING SEX" 1 Like |
| Re: Dumbest Excuse You Had To Give For Something You Never Wanted To Do? by misspicy(f): 10:57pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
I dnt gt caught am a perfect liar  1 Like |
| Re: Dumbest Excuse You Had To Give For Something You Never Wanted To Do? by CUM4WHAT(m): 11:05pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
NONSENSE |
| Re: Dumbest Excuse You Had To Give For Something You Never Wanted To Do? by Nobody: 11:33pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Let me lie small  Dad; I left the car with you for over 3hrs to take to the car wash, why is it still unwashed  Me; constipation sir, constipation ! Dad; how long has that being ? Me; since yesternite sir ! Dad ; rolls eyes, was it your younger bro that failed to flush my toilet this morning ? Me; scratches head ( Was that I used his toilet earlier when younger bro was busy with ours )Dad ; BTW, you got a new movie? **Omg omg!! It is the porn disc I'd been hiding under my laps** KASALA ! Y'know what I did? Feigned a big cough and rushed to the toilet wd it . Quickly went inside the room to fish for one af my ps3 discs At least that's better than being caught with a porn disc by a Nigerian Father. Before I came back, he was already gone with the dirty car . I know I'd already been forgiven Was my lucky day really, maybe my much treasured ps3 would have been ceased anyway ... I was in my final class, SS3.Remember, na lie I dey oooh |
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