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Perfect Bosom by uphedho(m): 5:02pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect
breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite
your breasts for $100 dollars?”
“Are you nuts?!” she replies and keeps walking away. He
turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner
before she does.
“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he
asks again.
“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?!” So the guy
runs around the next block and faces her again.
“Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000
dollars?”
She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmm, $10,000
dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark
alley over there.”
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to
reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he
sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them,
handling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying
his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you
gonna bite them or not?”
“Nah”, he replies. “Costs too much…” 1 Like |
Re: Perfect Bosom by Amdayburh(m): 5:08pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
Ok dat actually made me smile. |
Re: Perfect Bosom by divinehand2003(m): 5:08pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
Lol I love that guy oooo SEE BRAINS AT WORK |
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