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8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by smsshola(m): 7:55pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
It seems like there’s always some new kind of insane, mind-blowing climax women are supposedly experiencing. From center of gravity orgasms, to third-level orgasms, to cul-de-sac orgasms, you can’t help but feel that you’re not measuring up with your respectable pleasure quiver … or lack there of. Let’s not get so infatuated with the climaxes that Cosmo thinks we should be having that we’re ashamed of the orgasms we actually are having, or only having once in a blue, vibrating moon. These types of orgasms seem far more attainable and realistic to us: 1. The flair climax. It’s not quite a fake one, but it’s not quite the howling, moaning clawing affair you’re making it out to be. Eh, no harm, no foul. A little climax flair never hurt anyone … besides the next door neighbors. 2. The “really wish I was orgasming” faked climax. For whatever reason, a legit climax is nowhere on the horizon. Maybe you find it difficult to come in general, or you’re having a great time but the Big O just isn’t in the mood to make an appearance, or the s*x is mediocre and you’re over it — but sometimes a fake climax is in order. The best fake orgasms — yes, we said “best fake orgasms” — are the ones where you really commit and channel the real thing. Meditate on that shit, make it authentic. And, maybe just maybe, if you’re lucky the act of faking it may actually make ye ol’ real climax come out of hiding. Hey, it’s been known to happen. 3. The “let’s get this over with” climax. s*x is fun and all, but when a new episode of “Scandal” is starting in 10 minutes, it’s time to hit the gas and head straight for the finish line. These orgasms are still good — hell, sometimes they’re great — but they’re more about finishing the job than basking in any sort of post-coital afterglow. Pass the remote! 4. The SURPRISE! climax. Many women have a tough time climaxing, especially from man-hood- in-v**ina s*x, and if you’re one of those women, you may find yourself expecting not to hit the big O. But sometimes, seemingly out of nowhere, the stars align, his man-hood is hitting just the right spot, and BAM! Hello there, climax, did not expect to make your acquaintance this evening, but so very glad you showed up! 5. The waterworks climax. True fact: sometimes your clitoris is directly connected to your tear ducts. You might want to remind your partner of this next time you’re in the throes of pleasure one second, and reaching for a box of tissues the next. Let your tear ducts have their release. 6. The boregasm. You’ve been snowed in all afternoon watching TV or studying for an obnoxious test or suffering from writer’s block and you’ve hit your limit of “distraction activities.” Well, almost hit your limit. There is one more thing that will make you forget all about your current situation. 7. The sad climax. I’m sure you’ve heard the saying “I laugh so I won’t cry.” The same goes for orgasms. 8. The “go the f**k to sleep” climax. Evening yoga, warm milk, a hot bath and still you’re tossing and turning. Nothing will tire you the hell out as much as chasing an climax. Hopefully, you can catch it alone, or with some help. 1 Share
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Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by SexyStrawberry(f): 8:01pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
I hope I am not FTC for Dis kind thread o Op you get time sha |
Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by Sunny4God(m): 8:05pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
this kind of topic should be on anoda section and not on this. The content promote Immorality and evil desire. Thank you and God bless. |
Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by 400billionman: 8:08pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
Smh Mod please move to religious section.. |
Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by faith551(m): 8:40pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
Why is the lady on the pic wailing?? 2 Likes |
Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by Wealthyone: 9:54pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
faith551: She's a PDP supporter 3 Likes |
Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by faith551(m): 10:35pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
Wealthyone:Heyaa, maybe my girlfriend should support pdp too 2 Likes |
Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by Adatob(m): 12:19am On Sep 14, 2015 |
I don't evn know what orgasm is ffs |
Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by Nobody: 2:05am On Sep 14, 2015 |
Loooooool... Noff said |
Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by CUM4WHAT(m): 4:41am On Sep 14, 2015 |
NONSENSE |
Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by Nobody: 4:47am On Sep 14, 2015 |
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Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by Koats14(m): 5:57am On Sep 14, 2015 |
Looking for the remaining 7pics. |
Re: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms;pics by Zendinho(m): 6:06am On Sep 14, 2015 |
Fuckin romantic d moment ur chick no gree make u comot ur thin come hold u tight....kpesh... |
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