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Poll: who is your favrite court room member here (Nairaland Romance commitee)190: 30% (25 votes)ifeleke: 13% (11 votes) platinumnk: 20% (17 votes) theseeker: 11% (9 votes) tubabie: 4% (4 votes) spikey: 3% (3 votes) gabry: 14% (12 votes) This poll has ended |
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Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by platinumnk(f): 4:11pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
190: Sweetie, darling, most lovely one, we are all on your side! We want you better. You have hallucinations of a baby, and u mumuring that u want to kill someone, isnt that a sign for help? Baby, please this is just like intervention, many of those wont see help until its too late. Dont make it too late oh, there are too many mental ppl in this great land, we want you our most honorned citizen, to be a good example for all. If u want tubabie as ur wife, u must prove first that ure sane, so be a good citizen and take ur drugs. [img]http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/BM1129~Cute-But-Psycho-Posters.jpg[/img] |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by tubabie(f): 4:17pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
^^ Tubabie ke? Pls dont offer me in your place. Take your rightful position, am ok here. |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 5:01pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
^^^ Nice reply tubabie U answered her well let her come and take her rite position and i am not MAD |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by spikedcylinder: 5:03pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
After careful observation, I have diagnosed Mr. 190. Mr. 190 is suffering from an acute state of Paranoid Schizophrenia which is characterized by bizzarre delusions, hallucinations, disorganised speech and thinking. . . . amongst others. Sadly, PS affects all of his senses. Based on the severity of this illness, I will not recommend text book treatments for Mr. 190. I suggest we go back to the old ways and put him in a strait jacket. Afterwards, he is to be stoned with several sachets of pure water till all the PS is washed away from his soul. Note that this is merely a suggestion put forward to the court based on my observation and analysis and the court can choose to seek a second opinion. |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Nobody: 5:06pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
rotflmao!!!!! |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by IFELEKE(m): 5:19pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
Doctor Spiked, Thank you for the meticulous diagnosis but can we explore the second option? I don't want a re-run of the Jackson versus Murray Saga. Kindly furnish my office with an alternative treatment plan. |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 5:39pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
wait wait wait ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I wont take this shit 4rm any body again and u spikey cat u berra watch that your stupid mouf b4 i kick your fockin teeth in! |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by spikedcylinder: 5:49pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
Is the strait jacket in order? |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by platinumnk(f): 6:04pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
Honorable IFELEKE i think we need a vote on this: I vote Straighjacket I got them on sale now in my store, get em while its hott [img]http://1.bp..com/_mZXUy6l-4wk/Sj7xHxcVFyI/AAAAAAAABn4/zCykIqGZ3Y0/s400/straitjacket-2.jpg[/img] I dont know about the pure water o!! I would hate to hurt 190 |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by IFELEKE(m): 6:07pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
ok clerk plat, Put it to vote and get the honourables involved BUT i still have issues with the pure water treatment aspect. |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by tkb417(m): 6:08pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
190:hehehehe |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by platinumnk(f): 6:12pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
^^ Ok Honorable judge IFELEKE HEAR YE HEAR YE HEAR YE!!! IF HAS COME TO THE ROMANTIC DISPUTES COURT THAT A TREATMENT HAD BEEN BROUGHT FOWARD FOR THE AFFECTED HONORABLE CITIZEN 190 The treatment is not an easy one, so please Jury, we need you evaulate the treatment Doctor Spikey has written. Please reply back either yea or no. I will tally the results and we will proceed from there. THAT IS ALL Clerk Plat |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by tubabie(f): 6:25pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
After considering carefully the health, psychological and social implications of citizen 190's state , I vote for the straight jacket treatment but ask for another mode of treatment to replace the "pure water stoning". Thank You. |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 6:26pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
this is out of hand im outta here I HATE U ALL |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by tubabie(f): 6:33pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by IFELEKE(m): 7:05pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
190:We love you citizen. . . clerk plat,get the corporal to detain him asap! |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 10:03pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
1day i wud pay everybody bak in their own coin its just a matter of time,they are lucky im in a good mood |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Fuup(m): 11:41pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
Tubabie where u @? |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Gabry(f): 6:51am On Sep 12, 2009 |
190: |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by candylips(m): 10:49am On Sep 12, 2009 |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by tubabie(f): 11:24am On Sep 12, 2009 |
F u up: And who are you? |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by TheSeeker(m): 12:58pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
I vote pure water stoning. You gotta admit that it's the best. |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Fuup(m): 1:26pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
tubabie: A visitor that has been reading your posts and replies, then i saw the man u pix and decided to have a go @ u, |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by tubabie(f): 1:54pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
F u up:Nah don't have a go at me thanks. And I think this is the wrong thread for meet up, court clerk will be on your behinds soon *signing in* Good morning Judge IFLEKE Hon. 'Seeker Clerk Plat. And Everybody. |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 5:55pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
@tubabie pls dnt drag my honey plat 2 this stalker! |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Fuup(m): 8:14pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 9:03pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
hmm, |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by tubabie(f): 9:22pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 10:49pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by IFELEKE(m): 8:48am On Sep 14, 2009 |
Morning Hon.tubabie,Hon 'seeker,clerk plat and All. |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 2:38pm On Sep 14, 2009 |
gud morning hon.ifeleke how are u and how was ur nite i hope gud hope u didnt spend the whole nite havin se.x signed president 190 nairaland romance county |
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by platinumnk(f): 3:00pm On Sep 14, 2009 |
Morning Judge IFELEKE Honorables Tubabie and TheSeeker 190, how is your treatment going? |
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