Truckpusher:
Aha! finally the long awaited licence has arrived.

cococandy:
you left Amaka with fresh face and natural hair to go for Shantel with marykay face and Brazilian hair.

Who's fault?

missgray:
and very valid when it's gotten from the right source with good reasons

Truckpusher:
I was on my own o when she sent me an early morning selfie and I was like 'Jesus' who is this ?

What I saw wasn't what I've been seeing all these while.

Everyone of them uses facial enhancement powder and cream these days - There is no plain Jane anymore.

freecocoa:
Werey.

cococandy:

Ndo

Truckpusher:
Anyhow mode activated.

missgray:
You mean troublemaker mode activated?

Truckpusher:
Trouble ke! I wan go on womanizing rampage.

missgray:
seeking for approval ? permission not granted you go soon see real trouble

Truckpusher:
Catch me if you can.

missgray:
Who in his right senses wanna be running after a truckpusher this night? am I mad like you

Truckpusher:

See ya mouth like falomo bridge.

Truckpusher:
If I show you the chat you sef go laugh taya.

freecocoa:
I can imagine.

missgray:
Coming from a club bouncer that wears suit and tie, how work?

Truckpusher:
Further details would be forwarded to you secretly.

Too many prying eyes here.

Truckpusher:
Lmao.....Na bouncer you dun dey roll with nau?

Of all profession na bouncer you remember - Your bouncer boyfriend won't like this.

freecocoa:
No lele.

Truckpusher:
You too like aproko.

missgray:
he will understand I was just kidding ...former no right?

freecocoa:
I dey my own na you carry gist come meet me o.

missgray:
Yeye I know you won't code the last 3 words

Truckpusher:
Stop stalking me - I'm taken.

missgray:
Stalk ke Taken by who? You that is confused on your takers mtcheew...who is the unlucky gurl?

Truckpusher:
Confused ke!

I'm testing the microphone.

missgray:
u can mumu for Africa eh..smh weytin you dey test o microphone never begin work?

Truckpusher:
But na that mumu pattern we dey take catch una mugu.

missgray:
Lol, who be una Nobody don catch my mugu

Truckpusher:
Come , gerara here.

missgray:
c as you keep face like person wey dey fart